You get one weapon....

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demoman_chaos

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BFG-9000
Blades of Chaos
Blade of Olympus
Darth Maul's lightsaber
Metal Gear Rex (I've always preferred Rex over Ray)
A Gundam
One of my Armored Cores
A Roman Gladius and shield
an AA-12
Thompson
BAR
or a Barrett .50 cal
 

BlindMessiah94

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Gyrefalcon said:
BlindMessiah94 said:
A lightsaber
A Guardian Force like Leviathan, Phoenix, or Alexander. If I can't have that then I'm with Blind Messiah. A lightsaber can cut through anything, is lightweight, doesn't run out of ammo and can be used very quickly and efficiently. Lightsabers are full of win.
I basically chose this because as long as we're wishing for stuff, I'm not gonna just wish for some modified gun or something that I could make. I'm gonna wish for something that doesn't exist that is full of awesome, like a Lightsaber. I figure I'm in an apocalypse, probably not gonna live for long, might as well go out swinging a frakking lightsaber, right?
 

The Heik

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No question, Dahak from David Weber's Empire from the Ashes

Pyromaniac1337 said:
A completed Death Star II

Impenetrable armour? Check
Gazillions of lasers that can blow up even the smallest of vessels? Check
Planet and huge ship-destroying super laser that can charge in 30 minutes? Check
Facilities to house, train, and arm a thousand Coruscant's? Check

Fuck you Hell, I have the big guns.
You think the Death Star is scary?

Dahak is 3200 km in diameter (that's roughly the size of our MOON, making the DS look like a tic-tac)

It can travel thousands of times the speed of light (hyperspace) and 70% the speed of light (sublight).

It can fire missiles that also travel thousands times the speed of light and hit a target from across a star system (and destroy them by causing a tear in space at the location).

It has MULTIPLE Death Star planet-destroyer equivalent lasers

It can house a few million cybernetically enhanced individuals

And last but not least, it is the home base for a fleet of hundreds of fighters, bombers, transports, repair ships, and 80,000 ton warships.


Yea, I think the Death Star be my *****.

edit: Oh yeah, Dahak is also controlled by a huge self-aware computer (of the same name) that than control the entire thing with such speed and precision that no organic being could ever compare
 

Kaymish

The Morally Bankrupt Weasel
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well first i thought stone rhino but then i thought we are facing demons here so im going to have to go with the "evil pentagram soul suck horror" so i can send them back down in to the depths of the Stygian pit
 

DoW Lowen

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If I had a genie in the middle of an apocalypse why in god's name would I wish for a weapon?

But if I had to choose... a stick of gum... use your imagination.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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It has to be from a Movie or Game?
So much for Haruko Harahara's Guitar.
Guess I shall use a Dragunov winter Camo or Wabbajack, depending on whether I wish to kill them from afar or make completely screw up the world before they destroy it.
 

Dedtoo

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The TF2 engineers build tool and wrench. Unlimited sentrys with miniguns and rocketlaunchers.
A few dispencers if i get hurt. Teleporters if s*** hits the fan.
 

Window459

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Caligulove said:
A Boomstick.

Preferably the kind you would find that retails for about $199.95. One with a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right.

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart
This and a chainsaw hand
 
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Salt. Everyone knows the hordes of hell can't withstand salt.

Whats that? That's snails I'm thinking of? Oh in that case I'll use the- what do you mean I already chose? I have to fight the hordes of hell with salt?!?
Goddammit what the hell is this? So what I didn't specify a shaker it was implied! How am I going to do anything with a small pile of salt?!?