You get one wish, granted by Batman.

[suitepee7]

to be honest, i'd ask him to make me a manager at wayne enterprises. not the top, just pretty high up. oh, and he's not allowed to fire me, unless i do something really stupid.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Gather all the supervillains, place them on an island filled with weapons and recording equipment, far away from civilisation, and have them fight it out for survival for our amusement.
Charge on pay-per-view, have 30% of the profits go to me.
Have me not responsible for any damages caused by said super villains.
Have this done anonymously so I don't get hunted down by the inevitable escaped group(I'm looking at you, joker)
If batman won't kill and he doesn't seem to have a problem with others killing(as long as they aren't immediate friends) why not let them take care of each other

 

[Cazza]

To be trained by him in martial arts. Having him as a mentor would be epic.

 

[Jegsimmons]

Punch all the presidential candidates into a temporary comma except ron paul until the elections are over.
also, power girls number.

 

[Vivi22]

Batman, huh?

Fix the whole damn corrupt system the world has now.

Just fix it. That's what I'd ask.

The man can't even end crime in Gotham so asking him to end all corruption in the entire world may be a tad over his head despite his abilities.

Personally, give me the Batmobile and I'm good.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Get him to figure out space travel and colonization of planets.

Then move to Mars and host kickass parties in my very own space colony. Woot.

With Blackjack and Space-Hookers!

Infinite wishes. Boom.
Hey, no limits, right?

He's the only man on the planet Superman has to fear.

...You really wanna risk pissing him off? Cause infinite requests, then hill start being a dick to you.

and I stress, you don't want Batman to be a dick to you.

Why would Superman be afraid of Batman? Is there something I don't know about the DC universe? Because I always figured that if he wanted to, Superman could just rip all the other guys in two. That's why I never liked Superman, way too powerful.

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I'd either wish for him to give me all his money or that he has to lose to the joker from now on, just for the novelty.

Batman's neurotic, he has a winning strategy to take down every member of the JLA. He keeps Kryptonite in his utility built just for such an occasion.

Superman ever turns evil, he has to kill Bruce Wayne immediately.

The real fear is if Batman loses his moral compass. An Evil Batman is scary.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I'd wish for Batman to dismantle and destroy the current drug cartel in Mexico. I'm sure that he'd be able to squeeze that in during one of his nights between taking down The Joker, thawing out Mr. Freeze, and retrieving stolen goods from Catwoman.

Because he's Batman.

I'd actually really like to see that. Mexican Batman.

VIVA LA BATMAN!

 

[BishopofAges]

I would like the ability to hang out at his mansion, if I was allowed to know his secret identity, batcave otherwise, and just once a year I want him to swing by my place and bump some knuckles with my infront of my friends to make me appear 280% cooler than I actually am.

edit: a secondary side wish if the other cannot be fulfilled would be to have unlimited batman roadside assistance whenever my car breaks down.