You get three wishes (of this kind)
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1. Making perfect copies of myself that share one mind (like a hive mind) that I can "absorb" when they're done with what they are supposed to do. This means I'll have all the information as well.
2. That the weather stays good this week.
3... I've got nothing. Lotsa money is fine, I guess.
2. That the weather stays good this week.
3... I've got nothing. Lotsa money is fine, I guess.
1. The power to jump through the computer screen to slap a person for typing something so stupid that it hurts my brain.
2. A coffee refill because coffee is awesome.
3. I want to work at a recording studio for sound design.
2. A coffee refill because coffee is awesome.
3. I want to work at a recording studio for sound design.
1. A three-way with Megan Fox and Natalie Portman
2. A celebration cake
3. Getting to do it again
2. A celebration cake
3. Getting to do it again
1. Get A's in all my college classes and make it through my program still sane (the drop rate is 40% and what can I say it's college >.>)
2. Not to be so bored in the lecture I'm doing this during.
3. Stay with my girlfriend back home (also against all odds but what can I say I'm a sucker for gambling on shitty odds)
2. Not to be so bored in the lecture I'm doing this during.
3. Stay with my girlfriend back home (also against all odds but what can I say I'm a sucker for gambling on shitty odds)
1. To become an immortal shapeshifter who can maintain his own existence permanently and not be subject to any effects whatsoever, though, with the ability to kill myself if I ever got truly bored of this existence.
2. A halfo of blueberry kush.
3. To take over the country, and declare myself emperor of Canada, oh the progress we could make under leadership that isn't retarded, with a government structure bent on progress and efficiency rather than this bloated personal proffit oriented greedy beurocracy we suffer under now...
Cuz honestly, I've been looking at all of the problems we are facing economically, and have found soooooooo many solutions that are impossible only because of our government's inefficient and seemingly random use of funding, if our government didn't eat a majority of our tax money giving themselves bonuses that regularily reach half a million dollars, and major pay bonuses, and huge pension funds, we might be able to have potent economic stimulus in the form of new business innitiatives, and small business tax cuts, and incentives to encourage local manufacture, generating jobs, and a massive boost to our internal business revenue, thus business taxation boosts, and less poverty... but no, they'll never do that, even though they would make even more money through propper management and allocation of budgetary assets, it's too much a risk, and so we grow stagnant, and our economy lacks the power it could command, and eventually there will be market shrinkage, and possibly a little bit of nationwide economic collapse... y'know, little things, like rampant poverty, famine and disease... nothing major.
2. A halfo of blueberry kush.
3. To take over the country, and declare myself emperor of Canada, oh the progress we could make under leadership that isn't retarded, with a government structure bent on progress and efficiency rather than this bloated personal proffit oriented greedy beurocracy we suffer under now...
Cuz honestly, I've been looking at all of the problems we are facing economically, and have found soooooooo many solutions that are impossible only because of our government's inefficient and seemingly random use of funding, if our government didn't eat a majority of our tax money giving themselves bonuses that regularily reach half a million dollars, and major pay bonuses, and huge pension funds, we might be able to have potent economic stimulus in the form of new business innitiatives, and small business tax cuts, and incentives to encourage local manufacture, generating jobs, and a massive boost to our internal business revenue, thus business taxation boosts, and less poverty... but no, they'll never do that, even though they would make even more money through propper management and allocation of budgetary assets, it's too much a risk, and so we grow stagnant, and our economy lacks the power it could command, and eventually there will be market shrinkage, and possibly a little bit of nationwide economic collapse... y'know, little things, like rampant poverty, famine and disease... nothing major.
1. I wish I was omnipotent.
The other two wishes don't matter because now I have unlimited power and can change reality to suit my needs and wants.....but if you insist.
2. I wish for a apple pie.
3. I wish for a fork.
The other two wishes don't matter because now I have unlimited power and can change reality to suit my needs and wants.....but if you insist.
2. I wish for a apple pie.
3. I wish for a fork.
Without pausing to think about it, which will probably get me in trouble:
Free, clean, renewable energy sources distributed evenly to every government on the planet.Queen Michael said:
My fat ass getting into shape.Queen Michael said:
A public apology from Fred Phelps. His televised seppuku is optional.Queen Michael said:
1. A watch that can hold infinite things, has at least 4 of everything(not living things), and fits on my wrist, it also gets new things as soon as they are created.
2.To be in really good shape and to have my health issue's fixed.
3. Everyone in the world to suddenly have a very good conscious
2.To be in really good shape and to have my health issue's fixed.
3. Everyone in the world to suddenly have a very good conscious
1)I want to meet the girl of my dreams
2)I want to meet the girl of my dreams
3)I want to meet the girl of my dreams
Do i win?
For reals now
1)i want to be able to control time
2) i want to no think abot sex all the time
3) i want to have sex with katy perry
2)I want to meet the girl of my dreams
3)I want to meet the girl of my dreams
Do i win?
For reals now
1)i want to be able to control time
2) i want to no think abot sex all the time
3) i want to have sex with katy perry
1. To be all powerful god.
2. A PS Vita with Persona 4 The Golden(totally plausible, since I can just buy them, but money is tight)
3. The girl I like to like me back. Friend zone for the lose.
2. A PS Vita with Persona 4 The Golden(totally plausible, since I can just buy them, but money is tight)
3. The girl I like to like me back. Friend zone for the lose.
1. All damage done by humans to the environment to be nullified while leaving human civilization and technology at the exact same level (too lazy to work out a literal genie proof wording)
2. Brand new top-of-the-line rig
3. To read a published interview with Gabe Newell and Terry Pratchett at the same time.
Also;
2. Brand new top-of-the-line rig
3. To read a published interview with Gabe Newell and Terry Pratchett at the same time.
Also;
Wait a few years, kiddo.krazykidd said:
1.) A fully operational TARDIS and the knowledge on how to operated it and of any of it's weaknesses.
2.)Right now, Two dozen 40oz bottles of Sweet Baby Ray's original flavor BBQ sauce.
3.)I'm not going to ask just for winning all the lotteries around. I just want to have the ability to win whatever lottery I decide to enter on the times I decide to enter one. Because there is no need for me to always win every lottery, don't want to be taking the winnings every time from the other people playing. The should get the chance to to.
My choices aren't entirely selfish. I will take part in at least three lotteries a year. Two of which I will used the money to make donations to charities.
2.)Right now, Two dozen 40oz bottles of Sweet Baby Ray's original flavor BBQ sauce.
3.)I'm not going to ask just for winning all the lotteries around. I just want to have the ability to win whatever lottery I decide to enter on the times I decide to enter one. Because there is no need for me to always win every lottery, don't want to be taking the winnings every time from the other people playing. The should get the chance to to.
My choices aren't entirely selfish. I will take part in at least three lotteries a year. Two of which I will used the money to make donations to charities.