You get three wishes (of this kind)

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Henkie36

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1. Finally giving the finger to Albert Einstein by travelling faster then light. Me, that is, preferably in a spaceship made from choclate, so that we can celebrate by eating the ship.
2. Getting my driving license. I'm taking lessons, but if magic could speed it up, I wouldn't stop it.
3. Get rid of the bureaucracy in my country (The Netherlands), because that will never happen otherwise if not through magic or a military coup.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Queen Michael said:
You get three wishes like this:
1. Something impossible, like dating Superman.
2. Something extremely possible, like a Snickers bar.
3. Something extremely unlikely but 100% possible, like winning all the lotteries.

What do you wish for?

Also, no wishes about wishing.
Not wishing for wishes would make the wish-wish impossible so that being the case, I'll use the infinite wish-wish as my first wish. Loophole exploited and I win at existence.

In all seriousness though:

1. A device which allows me to quantum leap into my past/future self at will for varying time limits so as to ensure I don't get 'stuck' in the past or future.
2. A box of Wonka Bars
3. Suddenly and legally obtaining hundreds of millions of dollars.
 

Moderated

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I wish that starting now, every time I made a wish it came true exactly the way I want it to.
The most powerful desktop computer currently possible.
World peace and happiness.
 

Ytomyth

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1. For the whole world to achieve some awareness (mostly of themselves).
2. A new laptop.
3. Our social system to be lifted up, tossed aside and reworked from the start. Maybe that would be the first category though...okay, how about I wish for a meteor to fall down and gimme supahpowerz! (We don't know what's out there, it's entirely possible!)
 

sr.orgasmo

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1.the ability to give women intense orgasms with my mind
2.a cake
3.a cure for my dystrophy(preferably in the form of a super soldier serum)
 

Whateveralot

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1. Something impossible:

I want the power of telekinesis. Independant of form, shape, weight, etc. I want to be able to move it. Including myself.


2. Something extremely possible:

A massive glass of fresh orange juice, thank you.


3. Something extremely unlikely but 100% possible:

The release of World of Warcraft 2; an open-world MMORPG that's 20 times bigger than WoW is now, has interactive storytelling (built up around unique events that follow the timeline of the established universe from the start), with interactive quests that are built around these events and around the characters that live and interact in the world.
 

CrazyGirl17

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1. The ability to use shapeshifting on myself and others (don't ask)
2. A thousand dollars for the bank/shopping spree/donations
3. Either world peace, or more peace and understanding in the world
 

MEEBO17

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1)The ability to pause and unpause time.
2)No homework tommorow so I can get some posting done.
3)A fucking release date for The Last of Us
 

ImperialSunlight

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1. Reach spiritual enlightenment.
2. Finish this essay on time.
3. That my best friend would like me back (sexually). That or the release of an MMO like Sword Art Online, only, you know, without the dying and stuff.
 

GTwander

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1. 12-inch penis.
2. Lifetime supply of condoms.
3. A live-in Natalie Portman.

Combine all three, and simmer over medium heat.
 

AngloDoom

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1. Selective memory- To remember what I want perfectly, and forget anything I don't like!
2. A box of sushi - I can afford it, I just don't want to.
3. Winning all the lotteries!
 

Innegativeion

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1) Psychic Powers

2) A better work ethic

3) For the perfect woman for me to find her way into my life
 

Kiyeri

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1. Being the Doctor's next companion. Real life or on television, either way it would be fabulous!
2. Getting gamer friends *foreveralone*
3. Getting a fully functional tailored to me version of Ezio's Assassin's Creed 2 outfit. Preferably in black. Oh the fun I would have on Halloween!

Pinkamena said:
I'd wish I could ask for more wishes.

Your move, genie!
Genie: "Okay, you asked for more wishes. The answer is no."

Maybe phrase that a little more carefully? :D
 

zerragonoss

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1) The ability to save and load real life, with automatic reload if I die Because video games have taught me nothing is more powerful.

2) some apricot juice

3) hmm... lets go with winning mtg rookie and player of the year in the same year.
 

C F

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> An indestructible, inexhaustible sword that weighs about three pounds, stands at about 52 inches in length, cuts like a surgical diamond, and can defy physics by teleporting to my hand at my will and creating shockwaves of destructive energy when swung (again, at my will). Not entirely sure what I'd do with it, but there you go.

> Eggnog. I could go for some eggnog.

> I wish I had many influential investments that practically trip over themselves to pay me great wealth and status at every turn.
 

Slenn

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1. Time Travel into the past to the origins of life and the Earth itself. With a pressurized oxygenated suit of course.
2. A good night sleep.
3. Getting more time to do my drawing and cosplay/crossplay while taking care of my work in graduate classes and teaching.