I would just show up everywhere wearing pants and nothing else. Then when someone turns and says to me, "Manbro, just why are you wearing nothing but pants?!" I'll say "I'm dressed up as a premature ejaculation". They'll then look at me, slightly shocked but mostly confused and ask "But just how are you a premature ejaculation?!" Then I'll reply, with a smile on my face "Well, I just came in my pants."