You got a half hour, do what you want...

[SargentToughie]

I'm honestly blown away by how G rated this thread has actually been

a few posts have made references to some... less than pure... actions. But as a whole, people are keeping it clean

On topic: I'd have to go with the Master Chief, so that when the half hour is up, I can prove to the entire escapist universe that I could kick his SPARTAN ass all the way to reach and back

Let me fix that.

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

I think we're thinking of the same thing, but how would it fit? The physics are mind boggling. Then again, she IS magic...

...What don't tell me i'm the only one who thought Tinkerbell was hot.

That's right... there's no way that a fairy that size could hold up a hand of MtG cards...

and you're right, I think some clutz accidentally set Tinkerbell's dress on fire during the movie

HA! you've been G rated-ified

 

[InifniteWit]

One of the little queers from a final fantasy game, I'd haul him up by the wrists, grab a pair of channel locks and a ball hammer, start at his toes and break every bone is his under-clad ludicrously effeminate body.

 

[Darkmaster127]

Faith from Mirrors edge, give me some parkour tips

 

[DirkGently]

I'd honestly pick 343 Guilty Spark. Just because I love the sound of that light bulb and have always wanted to use him as a means of conveyance.

 

[psijac]

Probably... Gordon Freeman.. I would make him talk.

lol this is funny on many levels.

I'd pick Samus from Metroid. I make her roll into a sphere and play pinball with her, among other things

 

[Stormcloud23]

Altair for Assassin's Creed because he's just pure awesome

 

[Valiance]

Little Mac (from Mike Tyson's Punchout)

Mainly to congratulate him, perhaps to pick up some boxing lessons from him.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Ide spend my time choking the fuck out of slippy toad

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Shut me in a room with HK-47. Best conversation of my life. I might die laughing if he didn't kill me outright.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Altair, he'd teach me how to be the only one of my ethnicity in a desert country and he would tell me how to be the only one in the world to speak without any kind of accent. I guess he could throw in some assassin stuff in the last couple of minutes, if time permits.

Original: Carmine (either one) from Gears. I would just rub it in his face how his death is an unintentional comic relief.

 

[Nutcase]

Child Alma... she creeped the fuck outta me so I want my half hour to get my revenge! >.>

You plan to... creep out Alma? No lack of ambition there. ^_^

I think I'd spend the half an hour with The Guy from "I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game". Just observing and taking notes on how to be The Guy.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

The companion cube... I have my reasons

Navi. You wouldn't need 3 guesses to figure out what I would do.

I think we're thinking of the same thing, but how would it fit? The physics are mind boggling. Then again, she IS magic...

...What don't tell me i'm the only one who thought Tinkerbell was hot.

So it WASN'T just me? I feel a lot more comfortable now.

 

[peachy_keen]

Engineer from TF2. We'll go camping ^_^

 

[Jamash]

Avery Carrington.

First I'd make him wire some of his millions of dollars into my bank account, then once I was set for life, I'd spend the rest of the half-hour making him do Burt Reynolds style prank phone calls to people, like phoning up the Police Complaints Comission as The Bandit.

 

[ampa451]

that chick from x blades *_*

 

[Eipok Kruden]

Otro Gariushi, but only if he's still alive. I sincerely hope he didn't put all his clones in the Ishukone Headquarters Station. If he did die when the Nyx crashed into the station, I'll have to go with the Master Chief.

 

[Blind0bserver]

The Pyro from TF2. I'd get him to take off that mask so I could finally confirm of disprove the rumor about him really being a her.