You got a half hour, do what you want...

[Zephirius]

Can I send someone else in? I'd send someone else into a room with one of the beggar women from Assassin's Creed if I could.

Otherwise, James from Pokémon (What, he was in Yellow). The guy isn't really inherently evil so I feel we could have some interesting discussions.

EDIT: Wow, this is like the third page I started today.

 

[starrman]

Ada Wong

 

[barryween]

Lara Croft, Chun-Li and Cammy. You dont even know what I would do to them. Or, if I'm The rules say I cant do THAT, I would take Navi into that room. Its payback time *****...

Edit: Would the above with Lara and the others be rape? Cause rape is gross. I would like to bend the rules for that and change it to they will do whatever you want

Its only rape if they say no, bit of tape and they cant say anything. Enjoy your fantasy.

Wow... just.... never come near me..... I think Ill just stick to my "bent rules version" thank you very much...

Well you asked, I just told you and then offered an alternative.

Its funny, just kind of weird...

 

[sebar nl]

I choose Duke Nukem and punch him in the face for not releasing a new game for so long.

 

[mini_reaper88]

anyone in gow with the last name Carmine, to tell them not to fight in the war.

 

[joystickjunki3]

Setsuka from the Soul Calibur series, for obvious reasons.

But if I wanted to actually do something useful, I would catch a Mew. Because I always wanted a pet Mew when I was younger. He can teleport, transform, fly, et cetera. It's awesome.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Shane Carpenter - I'll do to him what he did to Free Radical. Guh.

 

[Zersy]

If this thread has been done before, I have yet to read it.

Anyway, the video game developers have granted you something never done before in the history of video games. They will grant you 30 minutes, locked in a room with the video character of your choice, in which you can do anything to them, and they can't fight back.

Who would you choose to be locked with, and what would you do to them?

1. begger lady from assasin's creed (she will have to ber big time )

2.Big Boss to show me how to be a badass and also how to rule the world

3. marcus fenix show me chainsaw techniwues

4.lara croft (beat the leaving shit out of her for being the most annoying and unloveable character)

5. Sackboy and ask him how to get over a million hits on a level

6. Mario and make him tell me his secret potion for internel life

7. Princesees peach and teach her a lesson on how not to get kidnapped (and a few other things)

8. Gordan freeman keep hitting him with the crowbar till he says a minimum of one sentance

9. Sly cooper and ask him to give me tips on stealing

10. Ratchet so he can give me all his over the top Guns

11. Jak so i can get advice on how to conquer both my dark and light side

12. every hot female character (i would do what every guy would do with a hot chick doing what ever you want for 30 min)

13. Tommy vercetti and convince him to be my best friend

14. DJ atomika from Burnout (i just wanna see what he really looks like)

15. Kratos and bargain his Blades of him

16. Master Chief (i'll just talk to him casually)

17. Dogmeat i'll train him how to listen to me when i shout "GO BACK" "DON't DIE"

18. Elika (hey i'll be gentle)

19. Captain Price and make him show me how to yell "FLASH BANG THROUGH THE DOOR"

20. and that annoying fairy from Zelda (it includes some extreme torture)

those are all mine

 

[mike1921]

Death the kid from that god-awful Soul Eater (an anime) game (monotone princess). I'll get a japanese translator in the room, and bring 4 pistols so he could teach me how dual wield pistols while pulling the triggers with my pinkies.
If the characters can't teach me things than Maka, yes translator still there. She's awesome
If that doesn't count for being a videogame based off of a tv show
Kratos from god of war so I could laugh at his goate

 

[mhitman]

Reaver from fable 2, give me a bat and i'd beat the crap out of him for 30 minutes

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

1. Master Cheif, just to see what his face looks like and to steal his armor.
2. Cloud, to tell him to stop being a pussy, bang Tifa, and then steal all his Materia
3. Link, to take one of his swords and have him train me.
4. Navi, make her grow large enough to bang, and then the whole time yell, "Hey look!" and "Hey listen!" and at the very end "Watch out!"
5. Penelo, FFXII, she's cute and ditzy.. what do you think?
6. The Arbiter, I'd steal his Energy Sword.

 

[Lilbeets]

Mario .... so i can teach him that theres more than 1 fish in the sea so when peach gets rape....er kidnapped mario can be like a screwa you ah and go get with some other chick

 

[MissShortosity]

The Arbiter... I've always had a thing for him, his energy sword and his voice...
Or Altair. It's all in the mystery. I just want to see what his face looks like, and I'd love to throw knives as easily as he.

 

[newdawn]

is this a rape or no rape question?

 

[RobotoWorks]

I'm honestly blown away by how G rated this thread has actually been

a few posts have made references to some... less than pure... actions. But as a whole, people are keeping it clean

On topic: I'd have to go with the Master Chief, so that when the half hour is up, I can prove to the entire escapist universe that I could kick his SPARTAN ass all the way to reach and back

Well, I bet everyone assumed that the OP wanted some kind of rape fantasies and went against him to thwart his evil plans!

Umm excuse me? No, I didn't want any "rape fantasies", and I'm actually quite happy the thread has kept it's material mostly G rated.

 

[RobotoWorks]

I'm honestly blown away by how G rated this thread has actually been

a few posts have made references to some... less than pure... actions. But as a whole, people are keeping it clean

On topic: I'd have to go with the Master Chief, so that when the half hour is up, I can prove to the entire escapist universe that I could kick his SPARTAN ass all the way to reach and back

Well, I bet everyone assumed that the OP wanted some kind of rape fantasies and went against him to thwart his evil plans!

Umm excuse me? No, I didn't want any "rape fantasies", and I'm actually quite happy the thread has kept it's material mostly G rated.

It was a joke, mate. And a fairly relevant too.

Okay, lol, sometimes it's hard to tell through messages, since you can't put voice into it.

 

[darthzew]

The Cole Train. I think he's AWESOME.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Link. I would take his sword and then force him to wear some real pants! Then maybe I would have a one-sided conversation with him for awhile and drink a poe.