You got a half hour, do what you want...

[RobotoWorks]

Okay, so I know a bunch of you have mentioned Navi, but I got a somewhat original idea of what to do with her.

I'd duct tape her mouth shut, and tie her up so she couldn't move, then chain her to the wall.
Then I'd take one of those cone shaped things that make your voice louder (forgot their name ), and shout into her ears "HEY LISTEN" over and over again until time is up.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I have several answers, but there may be children on this forum, so I'll leave it at that.

 

[damion559]

Selphie from FFVIII and you don't even know what I want her for.

youre sick, perverted and possibly stoned...... i admire you

 

[KaZZaP]

Any of the ninjas from DOA, I'd have a nice Hostel style demise for them.

 

[Break]

Child Alma... she creeped the fuck outta me so I want my half hour to get my revenge! >.>

Seriously? Even considering the reason Alma's a psychotic mass-murdering maniac in the first place? If I was in a room with Alma - and, y'know, all my internal organs were still internal - I'd want to give her a goddamn hug.

 

[RobotoWorks]

Somewhat abiguous title... with a somewhat bizarre topic... I presume you're expecting plenty of rape by the sound of it.

But yeah... if I has to choose... Link, and I would do nothing but bask in the awesome.

This thread is worded specifically so that he won't get banned for asking which video game character would you rape.

But I'm taking the mature route by saying I would have a nice conversation with Kratos.

Actually you're quite wrong. It's worded specifically for some funny scenarios. One that really got me laughing was, and I forgot who posted it, said they would tie Roman and another GTAIV character to chair, and tape phones to their heads, then call them non stop for the while half hour. Stuff like that, that's what this thread was made for.

Shame on you for thinking otherwise!

 

[bad rider]

Tie mew from pokemon to a chair and go badass on him "uncatchable huh *kicks over chair pulls knife to its throat", YOU DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH, NOW TELL ME WHERE IS CANDY MOUNTAIN. You know what happend to charlie, I think your not going to miss your kidney, not after I'm done with you."

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd choose Snake. I'd make him show me how to get a headband to flow perfectly in the wind.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I've got a technique for Chun-Li...

 

[JoshasorousRex]

G-man so I can do practically everything (or so it seems) and ask him tons of questions like, WHY THE HELL CAN'T GORDON FREEMAN TALK!? or Who are you really? If he won't tell me I'll kick his ass until he does

 

[stompy]

The cheerleaders from Elite Beat Agents. Need I say more?

You would want to learn how they dance so awesome-ly? My guess is epilepsy...

As for me, I think that I'd like some time with the Medic from Team Fortress 2, or the sniper (obviously, from the same team). I'd get tips on how to play the class better.