You got a portal gun for your birthday...

[rale626]

...what do you do with it?

 

[Nfritzappa]

I'm gonna need some of that portal paint to make it work!

 

[Kakujin]

The businesses in my town just got a lot less wealthy....

 

[Paksenarrion]

Cut down on travel expenses.

 

[Sassafrass]

One portal in my room, one in my girl-friend room so we can see each other without having to take an hours train trip to see each other.
Plus the other perks that I won't go into here.

 

[Gaiseric]

Shenanigans would ensue.

 

[Romblen]

Assuming I get the gravity boot/shoe things... Portal on ceiling, portal of floor, whee!!

 

[Flailing Escapist]

No more driving to class

 

[Erana]

My birthday's in december, so I would prolly have physics-defying lawn decorations for Christmas.

My plastic light-up deer fly, [small]*****.[/small]

 

[bbad89]

Take all the people who brought me clothes*well cheap ones anyway, a good suit is nothing to laugh at*and portal them to the moon.

 

[tthor]

first, i'd build a giant lookout tower in my backyard. second, I strap a sniper scope to my portal gun. Then, whenever I want to go someplace in town, i just carefully aim the portal gun at the the building miles away, and boom, instantly there screw you, car!

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Narrow hallway + lube = fap 2.0

 

[Elamdri]

Question? Do I JUST have the Portal gun? Or do I also have the slick falling boots?

 

[Wintermoot]

traveling!
free movies!
also messing around with it!
and if I have the boots flinging!

 

[Diablo2000]

1.Win a Portal Gun
2.Use it to rob a bank
3.?????
4. Profit

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Use it to make my clerking job easier. There is a lot of running forwards and backwards.

 

[Saviordd1]

...what do you do with it?

And suddenly going to school in the mornings gets more fun

 

[tthor]

Narrow hallway + lube = fap 2.0

o_0 I either don't understand, or wish I didn't



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