you have 5 seconds left to live

[EeveeElectro]

The egg of mantumbi can be found in the cave of-

 

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

I would say this: 'is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's a-*dead*' Assuming it's a nuke or meteor coming to hit us.

 

[Mister Eff]

Jump off of something really high with a pretty view that I've never seen before. Perhaps Victoria falls or that glass bridge over the Grand Canyon

 

[Jedoro]

"Oh shit, I divided by zero!"

 

[Griff]

just say "FUCK MY LIFE" in a mildly bored sarcastic tone

 

[A Pious Cultist]

second one: madness?
*one second pause*
second three: this
second four: is
second five: SPARTAAAA

Simply to bewilder everyone.

 

[DAMG]

Candlejac

 

[Gileseypops]

I would instantly rip my clothes off, throw my chair out of my window, then leap out of it pretending to be a big, naked sparrow. xx

 

[BonsaiK]

I think that 5 seconds wouldn't be long enough for me to make a decision, I'd probably just sit there and um and ah and think about it for a bit and then I'd die.

 

[PixelKing]

Active console!Console Command Freeze Time!Console Command God Mode!Console Command Shotgun!Close Console!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

shit....

 

[mrhockey220]

Quote a line from South Park. Just in case they replaced my heart with a baked potato.

If you saw the movie you'd no what im talking about.

(doctor)"We are sorry but we replaced your heart with a baked potato"
(Kenny) "what?"
Boom!

One of the funniest lines ever!

 

[Liam1390]

Go into a crowded place and yell "When I die,the end of the world will begin."

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Launch myself off a cliff, so I go ragdolling into the sunset =P

 

[Tonimata]

5 seconds? DENIED *Shoots self*

*Or believes he is on fire, will work*

 

[badgersprite]

I would spend all five seconds arguing with whoever told me this that they were wrong and full of shit. Then they would be very vindicated when I dropped dead.