You have a gun with one bullet...

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Any of those three option would cause world population to explode far faster than world governments could come up with and implement any solution, causing cataclysmic social collapse and sending what's left of humanity by the end of it back to the dark ages.

People may suck, but we suck for a good reason folks...

 

[mireko]

Fuck that, I'd use it to kill that ************ Thomas. Yeah. Yeah, that guy.

 

[jimahaff]

I line their heads up and shoot through both of them.

Line them both up.

Le gasp-you ninja-ed me.

But I would probably throw my own head into the line up, because I really don't want to deal with being the guy that ended world hunger and all war.

Two reasons.

1. I Hate Paparazzi and everything they stand for.

2. How can I top ending world hunger and all war! I can't that's how. So for the rest of my life I have to put up with people expecting me to also be the first person to set foot no mars, or to cure cancer, or all diseases for that matter. I would practicly wake up to people asking me how I am going to make the world even better. And when I spend all day eating Cheetos and playing video games, they would try to lynch me for "wasting the brilliant mind" that ended world hunger and all war. Because I sure as hell didn't tell the world I ended world hunger and all war by committing a double homicide.

 

[Mariakko]

World hunger, If World war becomes so powerful as to unleash WWIII then so be it. We have too many humans anyway.

 

[Faladorian]

Can I shoot Stupidity instead? That would fix both.

I'm gonna make this my answer.

I hope by shooting Stupidity I'm also shooting Naivete, because they're two sides of the same coin.

 

[brainslurper]

I have a new one.
World hunger, World War, and Origin.
Sorry hungry people and soldiers, this is for the good of humanity...

 

[brainslurper]

Bullet. Right foot. problem solved.

Why not through the armpit? That way you don't shatter any bones.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Im not selfless enough to off myself right out. I guess Im shooting hunger seeing as it's effects will be far more beneficial.

 

[DRTJR]

Hunger, end hunger permanency, Although I hope it's through SPACE COLONIZATION rather than Poof more food.

 

[PureIrony]

Myself. If I'm going to die eventually, it might as well just get ahead of the crowds and fix some otherwise insurmountable problems on the way out the door.

 

[Rawne1980]

I'd wave the gun in a threatening manner and get them to dance to Cotton Eye Joe and shoot the bullet at their feet to *encourage* them....

They don't know i've only got one bullet.

If I had to pick one it would be hunger....

I'm ex Army so without the threat of war my friends still in would have no job....

And I most certainly wouldn't be shooting my bloody self, what a silly option .... "You can end war and hunger .... only you won't be there to enjoy it thus making it the most pointless sacrifice ever".

 

[R3VOLU7ION]

World Hunger. Halo has taught me many a thing, and one of which is that you can never stop war.

 

[Yopaz]

World hunger. It has caused a lot more suffering than war and as it is it's an almost permanent condition in some places.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I'd shoot myself.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

Can I shoot Stupidity instead? That would fix both.

this because if there no stupid people in the world it would hopeful make the world a better place.
lack of stupidity should hypothetically lead to less ignorance and prejudice. preventing many wars
the more smart people are the more solutions work being done to fix world hunger

 

[gee666]

Shoot Hunger and beat War to death with the pistol

 

[Ytomyth]

World War, that way we can use the money spent on weapons, war injured, defenses, nukes, etc. on trying to find a solution. (No, not the kind that dissolves stuff. >.> Rather the solving kind.)

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Hunger but then I would fine another gun and shoot whoever decides to be stupd enough to declare war. Also I have no idea why anyone would join an army that start a war. Defending your country yes but if I was told to invade somewhere I would try to get out of it anyway I could.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Can I shoot vermin?

Because that would solve world hunger. I read somewhere, and saw on a documentary that humanity produces enough food for 61.somethingorother billion people. Cereals alone can feed 10 billion people, and I'm not talking about 'just enough to survive' portions, I'm talking about 3 sizeable meals a day... So that's 3 billion more than we actually have on this planet. Where does all this food go? Vermin. I can't remember the exact figures, but I think they consume well over 90% of most food humanity produces before it hits the shelves.

And I'm not just talking about rats, and mice. I'm talking about insects, other creatures, you name it.

54 billion tonnes of food produced by humanity, for humanity is not eaten by humanity. Fucking vermin.

And I'm pretty sure that with people being well fed, a lot of wars would cease too. So it would sort of solve the war problem.