You have a pool full of spiders...

[JamesStone]

1st: Put a laptop close to them
2nd: Call their attention to the screen
3rd: Show them so Fox News videos
4th: Watch them commit suicide
XD

 

[Dango]

Call the police.

 

[Riccan]

Step 1: Teach them the ways of the chivilrous knight
Step 2: Train them to follow my every command.
Step 3: Have miniture suits and top hats constructed for them.
Step 4: END THE WORLD WITH WELL-MANNERED EIGHT-LEGGED HORRORS.
Step 5: Teach them how to Industrial dance.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Throw a suprise pool party for the local arachnophobics support group.

or

Somehow train them to work together in order to build a giant web to test if its true that a web spider's web could stop a plane in mid-flight.

 

[staika]

burn it with fire, and then more fire, and some more fire, and while were at it more fire. and then I will nuke the area just to be safe.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Blindfold my friends, tell them I have a surprise for them. As soon as I have them take the blindfold off, I push em in the pool and laugh maniacally.

 

[Blow_Pop]

use them to take over the world....

 

[Uncreation]

Whooooah! That sounds AWESOME! Damn, now i want a pool full of spiders. Not sure what i'd do with them. I would just sit and stare at the awesome sight at first. ... at first... >

 

[SsilverR]

I'll grab a few beers, a joint, then watch them for a week or so ... if they don't start eating each other for my amusement then I'll just pour in some petrol and send the little pacifist fuckers to hell.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

bottle of vodka, rag, lighter.
burn them to hell.

 

[DonSolo]

Move.

 

[silver wolf009]

Fire.
Liquid Nitrogen.
Agent Orange.
Chlorine gas.
Lava.
Acid.
BEES!!

KILL THEM ALL!! ALL OF THEM!! NONE MAY LIVE!!!

 

[Freddyqaqualung]

Nuke site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Joey Wonton]

In my opinion, I would mount an M60 with about 500,000 rounds, and just go.

Each bullet would take out like 50 spiders and eventually I might have a spidery soup.

Then sell it as a new super skin moisturiser.

Profit!

 

[jumjalalabash]

Kick someone into it in slow motion for threatening my people with slavery.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

You know that you can make napalm out of gasoline and Styrofoam? I'm going to give that a shot. Napalm: When fire isn't enough.

 

[axeman157]

I've always had a soft spot for bonfires

 

[jack583]

one word: napalm