You have a slave

[Bassik]

Anybody that can cook and clean really well, and also do my taxes. Possibly an ape.
Yes. A monkey butler that also does my taxes. That is the tits.

Would keep actor Chris Evans for a while. Just to have him doing things around the house shirtless. I mean, this body:

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... and he's even fitter in Captain America ... Meanwhile I would beg him to marry me.

Wait that is the type of body people like? I always thought people like short, skinny guys with big foreheads.
Oh woe is me.

 

[Strazdas]

Surely you meant to say "sex slave"

And you dont know her.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will simply take one of the existing slaves out there already aka butlers or maids.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

Your forced into. If you don't want a slave, then pick a hobo and set it free right after.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

I'd pick a friend and make them do humiliating things for a week, then set 'em free.

I don't think that I would keep one long term.

 

[Right Hook]

I have one. I call him Boyfriend. He is very tentative.

Haha, people like you have destroyed some of my friendships, thanks.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

I have one. I call him Boyfriend. He is very tentative.

Haha, people like you have destroyed some of my friendships, thanks.

Pretty sure you don't know me or what I'm like, but thanks for sharing?

 

[Right Hook]

I have one. I call him Boyfriend. He is very tentative.

Haha, people like you have destroyed some of my friendships, thanks.

Pretty sure you don't know me or what I'm like, but thanks for sharing?

I wasn't being serious at all, I was just able to relate to your post about your boyfriend essentially being your slave, I realize you were probably joking but it does seem that way in some relationships. Anyway, don't know you or what you are like but you strike me as defensive now.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

I have one. I call him Boyfriend. He is very tentative.

Haha, people like you have destroyed some of my friendships, thanks.

Pretty sure you don't know me or what I'm like, but thanks for sharing?

I wasn't being serious at all, I was just able to relate to your post about your boyfriend essentially being your slave, I realize you were probably joking but it does seem that way in some relationships. Anyway, don't know you or what you are like but you strike me as defensive now.

Oh I was thought it was a joke but wasn't sure. Derp.

Yeah, I wasn't serious about him being a slave. I prefer to call hill willingly submissive. Sounds better

 

[EPIC_MAN_OF_BACON]

OT: This person. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] I've heard they make excellent servants, especially when you give them an occasional smack every now and then.

Hmm very funny

OT: hmm i have a wife, so sex is not a question, uhhh i think some one to get stuff done around the house and take care of the kid

 

[Heronblade]

Don't much care for slavery for some odd reason, but the institution has potential positive uses.

For example, I might pick some random kid who looks destined to spend a fair chunk of life in prison but otherwise has potential to be something far greater than his life has molded him into. His time with me in between a few tasks to make up for his keep would involve learning respect for social and legal authority (with the distinction that respect doesn't mean blind obedience) as well as for himself, along with whatever practical education he missed. He'll be freed as soon as I'm convinced he can make his own way.

 

[Wushu Panda]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

cant decide between this person or Sara Underwood.

its suppose to be a "what if..." question, hypothetical. take the stick out your rear and play along. or keep your trap shut and explore other threads.

 

[the clockmaker]

...no one, slavery is a very bad thing and it is wrong to own one.

Did I miss the poitn whre we forgot that, can we check on that?

cant decide between this person or Sara Underwood.

its suppose to be a "what if..." question, hypothetical. take the stick out your rear and play along. or keep your trap shut and explore other threads.

What if... what if the consequences were removed? Then the only thing keeping you from destroying someones life is consequences.

What if you had the ability? Then you would enslave someone if you could.

What if they were willing? Then they wouldn't be a slave, outside of the kinky bdsm partner sort of way.

Obviously, unless you are turned on by clocks, it doesn't seem to be the third one in my case. (but lets face it, we are all turned on by clocks) so it has to be one of the first two.

I point you back to a previous post that I made in this thread where I said that just because something is a what if, doesn't make it okay. If I made a thread entitle "What celebrety would you rape" "If you could torture one person to death" or "If you were allowed to burn one type of kitten alive" that would not make it okay.

And you know what the fucked up part is, that parts of this thread could already be interpreted as a "who woud you rape" thread, I mean there is not a whole lot of other ways to look at 'oh yeah, she is hot, I would totally chain her up in my house against her will' (of course correct for your desired gender) On top of that, the replies trying to convince me put in, just a little bit make the whole thing seem like some sort of messed up drug PSA.

It would not matter the circumstance, it would not matter who it was, it would not matter how hot they were, I would not want to enslave some other human being. I am not going to try and call freedom of speech to defend this, one because when somebody is telling my that I have a stick up my arse litteraly for saying that slavery is bad then I don't have a lot of faith in the morals of the group and secondly because you do have the freedom to talk about your own opinions, however messed up they may be; So what I will say is this, slavery is fucking wrong, saying that you would only accept it in certain circumstances shows that you believe it to be not so bad and saying that you would do it only to a certain person shows that your morals only stand for as long as nothing undermines them. I mean think about it, if somebody seriously offered to stip Sarah underwood of her freedom and give her to you unwillingly, you would accept, because we have a word for that, its a...crime word.

 

[Wushu Panda]

blah blah blah...i like turtles

youre boring, long winded, like to hear yourself speak and still maintain that large stick up your posterior. none of this even matters due to Rules # 11 and 20. give up and shut up.

"because we have a word for that, its a...crime word."

what the fuck was this even suppose to mean? its anti-climatic and makes you sound even dumber than you original appear. less is more.

 

[the clockmaker]

"because we have a word for that, its a...crime word."

Alright I'll wear that one, it is a cracked after hours quote and I shouldn't expect anyone else to watch the same webseries that I do. I do like the use of the word anti-climactic there though, it gives me an image of your hackles rising and rising as you read my post only for you to deflate at the end.

For the rest of it, I stand by everything I said, mostly because you have done nothing but attack me as a person for what should really not be a controversial stance.

I mean sure, sit back and pat yourself on the back for coming up with the brilliant technique of telling someone who disagrees with you to shut up. I mean, I just can't compete with that, I bow before you O' Hannibal of words. And hey I won't even make fun of you for quote rules I've never heard of because its always fun to get new knowledge.

And you know what, I don't like to do this, but if you want to say I that seem dumb, use the correct word for the occasion. Normally, I could give two fucks about correct grammer, but seriously mate, 'dumber than you original appear' is like a caricature of a bad sentence.

You have put forward no reason why I should agree with you, no reason why you are right and pretty much just repeated your first post, only louder and more agressively. Or to translate this into something more along your lines 'nuh uh, you shut up!'

 

[Wushu Panda]

quote rules I've never heard of

How have you never heard of the Rules of the Internet? They've been around for a while now and govern everything that happens here.

Rule 11- All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

Rule 20- Nothing is to be taken seriously.

grammar is not spelled with an E, and from now on Rule 11 applies to you as a whole.

 

[the clockmaker]

quote rules I've never heard of

How have you never heard of the Rules of the Internet? They've been around for a while now and govern everything that happens here.

Rule 11- All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

Rule 20- Nothing is to be taken seriously.

grammar is not spelled with an E, and from now on Rule 11 applies to you as a whole.

Seriously, a few things.
-Really, 'Imma just gonna ignore you?' I know I've been making a bit of fun of you mate, but there's no need to stick your fingers in your ears and shout lalala. I mean, I made one post in this thread a long time ago, which you responded to. I think it is polite to respond when someone quotes me, so if you want to stop then just stop quoting me, its not like you are actually saying anything other than 'shut up' so I gain that extra thirty seconds of my life and you get to contribute exactly as much to the world. I do love the prounouncement at the end though, it reminds me of the whole schoolyard 'I'm rubber and you're glue' thing.

-Nothing is to be taken seriously, have you... been on the internet? I can think of so many things that will turn even the most mild mannered forum into a bunch of blood thirsty rage zombies. and I mean, 'x because those are the rules' has never been a good point.

-And this is why I never like to point out spelling errors, because my one was a fuck up, true, but my point was that you used the completely wrong from of a word while saying that I looked dumb, (wait, serious question, is english your first language, because I've been caught by that before?) and that it actually detracted from your message getting across.

-So are we done here? I say this becase its been three posts now and you've only managed to point out that Sarah Underwood is atractive. So if you want to tell me to shut up again, if you just want to make a post saying you are ignoring me just, I don't know, go pat a kitten because at the moment your replies are not worth the effort of clicking my inbox.