You have a tool that can...

[buggy65]

I would remove the ability to become physically or chemically injured before the age of 100. If no one could die before they were "due" then most fears are basically eliminated. My hope would be this sudden loss of fear, but keeping the inevitability of death, would eliminate hatred or racism. If you cannot physically harm someone, then you cannot "beat" them in this biological rat race we call life. If you are guaranteed to die, but only after 100 years of life, then you still are forced to make your time count for something. (I through chemical injury in there to negate poisons and genetic disorders such as Alzheimer's).

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

Can I have a tool that erases George Lucas after about 1991? He has to stay long enough to help the Pixar guys but not long enough to make the "Special Edition" Star Wars films.

 

[Somatsu]

I probably wouldn't change anything at all.

 

[The SettingSun]

This [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] person. What a thorn on my side.

Woah, what have i ever done to you?

Edit: Nvm, you completely fooled me

 

[similar.squirrel]

Athisem.

Just to see what happens. let the world burn man.

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds pretty important, not to mention fire-retardant.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

This [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] person. What a thorn on my side.

Well done

Touche (I dunno how to accent the "e" on the end, heh)

Captcha: Of course, the one for this post would end up with an accent on the e at the end! *grumbles*

 

[The Funslinger]

Rap. Just rap.

I agree, good sir!

or maybe Terry Pratchett, for a single day. Put him back the next day, and everyone remembers the day he was gone, and realize how much more awesome life is with a bit of Discworld.

 

[TheAmokz]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

EDIT:In case you meant why i would remove Islam, i think its currently most dangerous religion on earth.
Simply removing extremist would only work for few years.

 

[Baradiel]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

 

[The_Eskimo]

my ex!....oh why did i ever think that was a good idea....*cries*

 

[TheAmokz]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

It simply means that i believe that there are different human races and those human races differ from each other. And no i don't believe that white are superior to black or vice versa.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

God.
What a sadly trite construct of early humans this supposedly omnipotent creature is. All of our flaws, yet none of our accomplishments. I will never understand what possessed our primitive ancestors to dedicate their time to worshiping their petty creation rather than to think of how they could advance their society to our level or beyond!

 

[Baradiel]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

It simply means that i believe that there are different human races and those human races differ from each other. And no i don't believe that white are superior to black or vice versa.

But... what does that have to do with getting rid of Islam? Islam isn't a race.

 

[TheAmokz]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

It simply means that i believe that there are different human races and those human races differ from each other. And no i don't believe that white are superior to black or vice versa.

But... what does that have to do with getting rid of Islam? Islam isn't a race.

No, getting rid of Islam has nothing to do with me being racialist.
I'm getting little confused...

 

[krugerrand123]

Fox news, they annoy me.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

MP3's. I really hate MP3's; they really kill the value of good music. Infact every form of digital music.

I'd save the tool for when something threatens all life on earth, like a Supernova or rouge black hole.

I'd never try to kill you du... oh wait

 

[Baradiel]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

It simply means that i believe that there are different human races and those human races differ from each other. And no i don't believe that white are superior to black or vice versa.

But... what does that have to do with getting rid of Islam? Islam isn't a race.

No, getting rid of Islam has nothing to do with me being racialist.
I'm getting little confused...

Original quote:

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

I think we went along different discussion paths, there.

 

[TheAmokz]

Racialist ideologies. But you're right, removing a news programme that you personally dislike is a much worthier action.

Don't you dare to touch my ideologies!

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

From wikipedia.
"Currently, racialism entails a belief in the existence and significance of racial categories, but not necessarily that any absolute hierarchy between the races, has been demonstrated by a rigorous and comprehensive scientific process."

Does that mean you were being ironic? Sorry, I'm watching stuff on iPlayer and can't concentrate very well at the moment.

It simply means that i believe that there are different human races and those human races differ from each other. And no i don't believe that white are superior to black or vice versa.

But... what does that have to do with getting rid of Islam? Islam isn't a race.

No, getting rid of Islam has nothing to do with me being racialist.
I'm getting little confused...

Original quote:

I would probably remove Islam.

On the offchance this isn't a troll statement, can I ask why?

I think we went along different discussion paths, there.

Yes, so it seems...

 

[Fooz]

This [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] person. What a thorn on my side.

i was actually scared for a second lol, i was like, wtf did i do :S

if i could remove something, it would have to be religion, or the extreme sides to religion such as extremists that start wars over it etc.

but if we did remove religion then we may be much further ahead technologically and medically speaking

 

[Fuselage]

Playstation Network Hackers, because anyone willing to steal that amount of money, not being man enough to go up to them at gunpoint, does not deserve to live in a world of mine.
Oh and maybe Cancer.