you have an unlimited ball of fire...

[drizztmainsword]

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

What kind of lame DM doesn't let you play monk?

They may be the most fun to play, other than a properly kitted-out wizard of course.

 

[JordanXlord]

use it to Kill the PETA...then use it to Create a Flame throne for me

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

1. Get infinite fire.
2-4. ????
5. Profit!

I don't know how, but I'm sure there are ways I could take advantage of my ever burning flame. Whether it be for money or utility or just plain amusement, I will find uses for it.

 

[Piperlyon]

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

What kind of lame DM doesn't let you play monk?

They may be the most fun to play, other than a properly kitted-out wizard of course.

I personally prefer a nice Evoker. Who needs Necromancy when you can blow up as much as you want before breakfast!

 

[drizztmainsword]

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

What kind of lame DM doesn't let you play monk?

They may be the most fun to play, other than a properly kitted-out wizard of course.

I personally prefer a nice Evoker. Who needs Necromancy when you can blow up as much as you want before breakfast!

Yes, but a true mage will never even need to use his minuscule number of spells per day because he's too busy raising the dead with one wand, seeing the future with another, and casting fireballs out of this handy little ring he just happens to have on his finger.

Oh, and flying .

 

[Macgyvercas]

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

Even better if you're a Mage of some sort. "But I'm in character!"

That would be hilarious.

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

Play a fighter and take improved unarmed fighting and two weapon feats, including two weapon defense and improved buckler defense. The result wouldn't be all that dissimilar from playing a monk.

Or just play a hexblade(ultimate warrior) because hexblades are awesome.

Except a fighter wouldn't get Quivering Palm, poison and disease immunity, Abundant Step, Perfect Self, Slow Fall, and increased unarmed damage, which are all things I wanted. And he won't let us use hexblades because they aren't in the first Player's Handbook (which then presents the question as to why he won't allow monks).

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

What kind of lame DM doesn't let you play monk?

They may be the most fun to play, other than a properly kitted-out wizard of course.

He's not allowing them to be played because he doesn't like them (claims they are OP).

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

I'd split it into 3 fireballs and juggle.

 

[jhlip]

Walk around the sketchiest part of a city waiting for someone to try to mug me...............................it would be glorious.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Probably just keep it as a fire glove, except put it in 'no clip' mode, so that I don't burn anything with it. Also doubles as a light source.

 

[Piperlyon]

Probably just keep it as a fire glove, except put it in 'no clip' mode, so that I don't burn anything with it. Also doubles as a light source.

and then: fireball finger pistol.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Probably just keep it as a fire glove, except put it in 'no clip' mode, so that I don't burn anything with it. Also doubles as a light source.

and then: fireball finger pistol.

And glove-welder. Fire-glove beam cannon. Fireball greanade launcher (like Infamous' evil grenades, where you shoot them, then they spilt into multiple grenades and explode). And my personal favourite, fire-bending sword.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Burn fire with the fire, just to prove i could.
Also use the fire to make eternal energy for myself.

 

[loc978]

Depends on how fast I could make it move... I'd test that by throwing it at the moon at full power, just to see if I could leave a mark.

 

[The Night Shade]

I'll create a bussines a little fire 3 bucks,medium 6,large 10.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

So I'm Dormammu?

Ask for a billion pounds in cash, or I'm tossing the sucker into the ocean and turn this ball of mostly-water (earth) into a giant malteser.

 

[ace_of_something]

I'd wear a silly costume and fight crime of course.
go by the FLAMER... no, wait that's no good... Fireman? That's confusing...

Fuck this. I'm going to just burn stuff.

 

[drizztmainsword]

I throw it at my DM and scare the shit out of him for not letting me play a monk!

What kind of lame DM doesn't let you play monk?

They may be the most fun to play, other than a properly kitted-out wizard of course.

He's not allowing them to be played because he doesn't like them (claims they are OP).

Monks aren't OP. Look at the average amount of damage a high-level fighter with magical weapons puts out. A monk doesn't use weapons, he uses his fists, and his damage output needs to be upped in order to match.

And look at what a high-level magic user can do, both damage-wise and special abilities. If your DM thinks Monks are OP, he doesn't understand the mechanics well enough. Monks have the same issues as mages; they're both really weak at low levels. But, at high levels, both mages and monks become incredibly kick-ass.

The difference is that mages get resoundingly more kick-ass than any other class. It's a well-known fact that while a 20th-level fighter may be able to solo a CR20 monster, a 20th-level spellcaster could obliterate a whole host of CR20s all by himself.

 

[Queen Michael]

I don't do anything except start singing that song. Come on, you know the one.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

It would be summer... NOW. I'm in Minnesota, I can't remember the last time I saw the sun, its been snowy outside since November... I'M SICK OF IT! If I had infa-fire in the palm of my hand I'd make summer.