You have arrived at a portal that allows you to travel to any past time and place

[sallene]

Which era or time period would you choose and why?

For me, I would Choose North America on the great planes before the arrival of man accross the land bridge from asia.

To me it would be the perfect place to live out the rest of my days in peace and quiet without the inherent asshat-ery of humanity to get in the way.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

I would travel to the past, like 1 BC, to once and for all get some answers to religion.

 

[ConstantJoe]

I'd teleport to right in front of Hitler during one of his speeches and kick him in the nuts.

It would be so worth it, though I'd only have a short life in a concentration camp afterwards.

 

[sms_117b]

Britain before the Romans, I'd bed Boudicca and lead the army to victory myself, then use my knowledge to advance England technologically altering the course of history completely. I'd also change my name to Arthur, you know, just for giggles and that I'd be King Arthur. That or Zapp Brannigan, actually, not sure I could do that last bit to England or history.

 

[WaffleTron]

I'd go back about a year and majorly unfuck my life. then I know I'll have smooth sailing for at least one year.

 

[savior in death]

I would go back to ancient Rome and become the most feared bandit known....I might even have something to do with the fall of the empire

 

[AboveUp]

I would travel to exactly 5 minutes ago and tell myself that there's a portal coming that will allow me to travel to any past time and place and that I should really think about where I would like to go before I do something stupid like going back in time exactly 5 minutes ago to tell myself that there's a portal coming that will allow me to travel to any past time and place and that I should really think about where I would like to go before I do something stupid like going back in time exactly 5 minutes ago to tell myself that there's a portal coming that will allow me to travel to any past and place and that I should really think about where I would like to before I do something stupid like going back in time exactly 5 minutes ago.... Because that would be a really stupid thing to do.

 

[chstens]

Last november, I, may not've ruined, but at least delayed, my chances with a girl.

 

[cardinalwiggles]

i would travel back in time, to roughly 1010AD and i'd bring loads of cool shit with me, then sell my "technology" to the locals perhaps show them how to use it and live like a king! for the rest of my life, perhaps i'd bring them cotton socks, a pen, something electrical, pliers probably, a loom. that stuff would probably make things alot smoother

 

[Krakyn]

I would cook some bacon, eat that bacon, then go back in the time portal and eat that bacon again.

I love bacon.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I probably wouldn't use it, just to piss everybody off.

"Yeah, I have an intergalactic time space portal in my basement, never used it though. I store beer in it."

 

[chstens]

i would travel back in time, to roughly 1010AD and i'd bring loads of cool shit with me, then sell my "technology" to the locals perhaps show them how to use it and live like a king! for the rest of my life, perhaps i'd bring them cotton socks, a pen, something electrical, pliers probably, a loom. that stuff would probably make things alot smoother

You would've been called a witch and burned alive, man.

 

[furnatic]

I'd probally go back a few minutes ago and have gay sex with myself to prevent a response to this thread, in turn causing a paradox as I wouldn't have even thought of that if I hadn't replied.

Oh god...I think I almost divided by zero...

 

[fenrizz]

I'd travel to ancient Rome, around the time of the rise of Julius Caesar.
Or when the vikings ravaged and plundered Britain.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I would travel back to the age of Dinosaurs just to do one thing. Slide down the tail like Fred Flintstone. I would proably be eaten soon after but I will die with a smile on my face.

 

[chstens]

I would travel back to the age of Dinosaurs just to do one thing. Slide down the tail like Fred Flintstone. I would proably be eaten soon after but I will die with a smile on my face.

You have my soul, I am awestruck (in a good way) by your suggestion.

 

[The_Echo]

I'd teleport to right in front of Hitler during one of his speeches and kick him in the nuts.

It would be so worth it, though I'd only have a short life in a concentration camp afterwards.

Better yet, bring a weapon with you and hide on the rooftops.

As for me, I'd go back to ancient Greece and show them pictures of how Kratos will kill all of their gods, and act all serious. Might be fun.

 

[Arakhor]

Imperial Rome, just after the eruption of Vesuvius, at the time of the Falco novels and the Roman Mysteries. I'm a big fan of the Romans.

 

[deletemeplease107]

Id go back to 7th grade and unfuck that entire year.