You have been challenged to a duel

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I chose Saber, as in;

Place and time: Somewhere in Japan, late at night.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Weapon: Mario Kart 64 - Star Roads.

Time: Any Time he wants it.

Location: ... The Middle of a Gran Prix Race.

 

[guitarsniper]

Weapon: Time and Space
Place: Everywhere
Time: Everywhen

 

[Matt Oliver]

Magic the Gathering deck as my weapon, at high noon, on an elevated platform and first to lose, their part of the platform falls and they fall 300 ft into the water below where there are sharks with lasers.

 

[Buizel91]

*Sees title, automatically think "I activate my Trap Card, i win"

I really need to stop watching the old series of Yu-Gi-Oh...

 

[bauke67]

Hah! It was a trap! that was my shadow clone all along! and while you're bent over trying to beat up that silly old thing I have already snuck behind you readying for the final blow!

And just as you're about to strike, I raise my hand, signalling my my personal bodyguard to turn of their claoking devices, energy swords blazing. Screaming their battlecry "wort wort wort" they slice you to pieces.

 

[Smeatza]

Weapon: Potato launchers
Location: Outside a local pet store
Time: Business hours

 

[Keoul]

And just as you're about to strike, I raise my hand, signalling my my personal bodyguard to turn of their claoking devices, energy swords blazing. Screaming their battlecry "wort wort wort" they slice you to pieces.

Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Portal gun, Aperture portal facility with a hole in the roof showing the moonlit sky...nighttime.

I do believe I made myself clear with where this is going.

 

[Major Chip]

Weapons: A syringe filled with a powerful sedative, strong tape, a sturdy table and the element of surprise.

Place: Somewhere people don't ever visit, hidden in plain sight.

Time: When they least expect it.

Only an idiot accepts a duel. Stay hidden, stay unpredictable.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nerf swords at noon in the piazza at my school! Everyone gets one and we beat each other senseless. (I want this to be a new annual event).

 

[kommando367]

Weapons: Flails

Time: 10 AM next Sunday

Place: Sealand

 

[bauke67]

Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!

You really just fell for that, didn't you?
You took an imposter. I am, in fact, one of my bodyguards, so they don't have to kill themselves. (not like there's seppuku on Sangheilios anyway)
And as you stand there, over the imposter's corps, expecting your enemy to kill themselves, we approach and chop you to bits.

 

[Keoul]

Too late! just as they uncloak I've already snapped your neck! leaving your bodyguard so ashamed that they commit seppuku!

You really just fell for that, didn't you?
You took an imposter. I am, in fact, one of my bodyguards, so they don't have to kill themselves. (not like there's seppuku on Sangheilios anyway)
And as you stand there, over the imposter's corps, expecting your enemy to kill themselves, we approach and chop you to bits.

You think you're smart do you?

Spoiler

Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"

 

[bauke67]

You think you're smart do you?

Spoiler

Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"

Nod at the bird and people die. Everywhere, people die. Target doesn't die. He's fine.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU in case you don't get the reference)
Target nods at some other guards that were hiding in pillars, come out and then take their formation.
And since my guards have energy swords, I'm gonna wish you good luck in deflecting their blows, assasin!

 

[AngloDoom]

Weapon: A rapier, like a true gentleman.

Place: A huge library

Time: A week from now, I need to scratch up on my fencing.

 

[Keoul]

You think you're smart do you?

Spoiler

Skip to 1:37 see what happens to you and your "guards"

Nod at the bird and people die. Everywhere, people die. Target doesn't die. He's fine.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU in case you don't get the reference)
Target nods at some other guards that were hiding in pillars, come out and then take their formation.
And since my guards have energy swords, I'm gonna wish you good luck in deflecting their blows, assasin!

Smoke bomb, stab stab gunshot aaaand now it's just you n me, come at me -taunts-

Captcha:inside out, That'll be you when I'm finished here

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

I can choose 'the mind' as a weapon right?

 

[bauke67]

Smoke bomb, stab stab gunshot aaaand now it's just you n me, come at me -taunts-

Captcha:inside out, That'll be you when I'm finished here

Let's just assume you manage to take out a fully equipped elite honor guard(invisibility, energy swords, granades etc) WITH A KNIFE, some smoke and the worlds most outdated gun ever.

So now that you've finally managed to kill my guards(somewhat like this, I'd imagine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
I have long since taken up a strategic position, ready to strike as soon as you turn around.