You have been challenged to a duel

[Souplex]

Weapon: +7 Rocket-propelled, drill-tipped depleted-uranium lances of Soviet Slaying.
Place: I don't know, Prospect Park?
Time: Whenever's convenient for both of us. We both have stuff to do.

 

[DJjaffacake]

Are you all barbarians?!
Dueling Pistols
Midday
Parliament Square
'Tis the only way for a gentleman to do things

 

[SEXTON HALE]

Weapon-broken bottle
time-Around midnight
place-Nearest bar

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Weapon: Wii Monopoly
Time: Whenever
Where: My place

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The correct answer is of course Swords at dawn on the wings of a B-52 dropping its bomb load over vietnam.

 

[Vhite]

Chicken out. Cowards are heroes of evolution.

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

Samurai Swords on a beach at dawn/dusk. As long as the sun is just on the horizon, there's little light, and the rolling waves in the back ground it would be okay with me. I would however like a shovel so I can bury my slain foe once I've won. Honor is the victor's responsibility and I won't leave my foe to rot in the sun. A proper burial is the least I could do.

 

[bauke67]

I will fight a diabetic and the weapons shall be bags of sugar at midnight

I'll jam a siringe filled with insuline into one of your arteries and watch you pass out and die.
Owned!

OT: At noon, on a gigantic, high rock formation, using energy swords from Halo. Any death will at least be epic.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

battering rams,
on horseback,
midday in a sunny meadow.

bring it.

 

[The Funslinger]

I shall have a sword and a collection of insults.

You sir, do fight like a dairy farmer....

You common dandy!

Yeah, I choose swords, too. Specifically sabers.

I fancy my chances

Edit: Oh yes, a place... the moors of Yorkshire. I'll be in my element.

 

[chadachada123]

Pokeball. Cinnabar Island. Pokemon of choice? Whatever this faceless enemy isn't able to control fully but that I CAN control. Check out these badges.

 

[Kreett]

Sonic Screwdrivers in a hospital room

 

[The Funslinger]

In my bedroom between 5:00PM - 9:00PM with our bare hands and teeth, because I am a lazy fuck without any weapon experience. Then they'll come to my room at said appointment time and think it's a straight up bare hand and teeth duel, but no because I cleverly picked my bedroom as the duel spot and little do they know it's my ELEMENT man and they think i'll be honourable, but nope, I'll pull out like crazy stuff hidden in my room and ravage their body.

My second choice would be Six shooters in mid-day Mexico. Wa Wa Wa Waaa WahWahWahaaaaa.

You do know Ravage means rape, right?

That's a more specific sub-meaning. Ravage itself is to relentlessly assault.

 

[OrpheusTelos]

Why, card games, of course. It's always time to duel.

 

[Bvenged]

Flaming AIDS covered laser chainsaws, Yesterday, some Australian Jungle

While flaming AIDS covered laser chainsaws is plausible to do...

Australia has jungles?

In the worlds biggest pillow/duvet fort built on a bouncy-castle the size of a house, Saturday night, with heavy exercise balls. First one to be KO'd OR to die (if, say, a neck is broken while bouncing around), loses.

 

[Noswad]

Sword and buckler, Saturday 2pm

armour permitted but not required, standard WOTRF rules, soft kit optional.

Having skill in an archaic martial art will benefit me should the situation ever arise.

 

[newwiseman]

Weapon: Giant Scottish Claymores (how many people even have the strength to use one, before skill is ever accounted for)

Place and Time: Large field surrounded by trees, a little after 2:00 so the fight is shaded.

 

[CAPTCHA]

I'm proficient at weilding a Halberd, also Sabres. Either will do, but not both at the same time.

No time like the present, so come at me bro!

 

[Tono Makt]

Choose your weapons, time, and place.

I choose nun chucks in a 747.

I didn't know groundhogs were Catholic. Huh, the more you learn.

I choose interpretive dance on New Years Morning at Disneyworld.