You have been sentenced to die... No really..

[TheRundownRabbit]

Public execution by firing squad, If I go out, Im going out looking everybody in their eyes.

 

[Rkngl]

I'll go with Doctor Strangelove and go out riding a nuke to its landing point

 

[Sagacious Zhu]

Shoot me into space and let me float away

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Old age. If that can't happen then the assisted suicide rollercoster.

 

[Spazman]

stomped on by an elephant while have sex with redheaded triplets

 

[LiquidQuartz]

1. Turn into a jet
2. Bomb the russians
3. Fly into the sun
4. dead
5. ???
6. Profit

 

[Right Hook]

I want everyone involved with my sentencing and every member of the government to create a giant cudgel made of their brains and then beat me to death with it, I figure by the time all of them have had their brains removed, there will be nobody left to carry out the sentence and I'll probably be a national hero too.

 

[Athinira]

Sexual exhaustion, with a state sponsored hot super-model!!

.oO(can't seriously believe I'm the first to say this in two pages)

 

[IzisviAziria]

I choose to die of old age. Barring that, I demand they let me find out how many rides on Space Mountain it takes to kill someone.

Ironically, by trying to get around it, I think you screwed yourself over. Not enough g-force to ever kill you on space mountain, so you'd just ride it until you starved to death. I've heard starving is rather painful.

 

[michael87cn]

We get to choose or something?

I'd want to be put unconscious and then given a lethal instantaneous shot or something that wouldn't wake me or cause any pain.

Or just shot in the brain. Hopefully an instant-kill (unlike being shot in the heart is so often believed to be... )

 

[CleverCover]

Either by old age or that roller coaster that kills you.

 

[Jadak]

Spoiler: This

Or jumping out of a plane, and shooting myself before I splat.

What would be the point of shooting yourself?

So I don't feel the pain of landing, or if I survive. It would be close to the ground though.

Believe it or not, the survival rate when hitting the ground after falling out of an airplane is not particularly high...

Trying to get an instantly lethal shot to the head from yourself while falling towards the ground at over 50 metres per seconds, not so much... Far more likely to increase your pain when you wouldn't have had any anyways.

 

[brucelee13245]

i would like to be locked in the cockpit if an sr71, strapped with tons of c4 and autopilot activated so it'll head straight into a bus full of the members from the westboro baptist church at mach 7. And they have to be tied down, looking through the windows at their inevitable journey to hell.

 

[demoman_chaos]

In battle, but not modern. Get a handful of fellows with swords and pit them against me in combat (with sword and shield of course). I can die with honor and bravery in battle so my afterlife will be spent in Valhalla.

 

[Monkey_Warfare]

Riding down a mountain in a kayak with an avalnche following. And if i make it to the bottom the kayak explodes. That or a halo jump without the lo part.

 

[albania614]

#1: Given a machine gun, sent to Afghanistan, kick @$$ and get a Medal of Honor posthumously.
#2: Cage fight with a Tiger, just to see how long I could last. When it is obvious I will die, shoot me with Minigun
#3: I don't know. Snu-snu I guess
#4: Lethal injection
#5: Lazer tag, with real lazers

 

[Kuroneko97]

Somebody's already said it, but I say death by Snu-snu.

And if I survive, I get to say this:

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Not sure how this would work, seeing as that I'm a girl, but we'll find some Amazonian men. Or I'll have regular-sized snu-snu. Yeah...

 

[Jedoro]

Give me an M4, constant supply of ammo, and combat gear, then send me into suspected terrorist safehouses until I get killed clearing them.

 

[Blackout62]

Guillotine, both dramatic and painless.