You have been sentenced to die... No really..
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dm;hskrazykidd said:
Anyways I would go with jumping. I would have to find one hell of a thing to jump off. (that or death by snu-snu (not giant women)).
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Hara kiri: snu snu edition, you have a shit load of snu snu and after a while a samurai chops off your head. There, best way to die.
i get to choose huh?
OK, death by exhaustion from sex with the judge's and jurors' wives (unless they are already female, in which case....them)
that way i get the last laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
i mean how big of a fuck you can you get?
OK, death by exhaustion from sex with the judge's and jurors' wives (unless they are already female, in which case....them)
that way i get the last laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
i mean how big of a fuck you can you get?
My last meal? an all you can eat buffet. With a bucket. it's sick but i can keep on going until i have to sleep, and since i'm a very terrible insomniac that might just be a few days. And if i can't manage a knife secretly, stab everyone who's holding me and escape to....(i'm in canada) SOMEWHERE with a boat. i guess i'll just take military conscription, wait that doesn't work?.... oh ok physically being put to death not mentally. um Whatever poison romeo and juliet used, seriously that shit was fast and seemed mostly painless, so yea let's go with that.
Firing sqaud. With the stiulation that I be standing, facing them, unblindfolded, and I be allowed to yell "Hit me motherfuckers!" before they shoot. Oh, and I want ALL the guns loaded. None of that "some of them fire blacks" shit.
One way mission to mars. I might die, but I'll go down in history at the least.
Well, either that or frozen to death, and then kept that way till the law changes to make me innocent and technology is advanced enough to bring me back!
Well, either that or frozen to death, and then kept that way till the law changes to make me innocent and technology is advanced enough to bring me back!
I think I'll go European and vouch for the guillotine. Quick and relatively painless. If a bit dull, but why should I care? I'm dead.
Death by Skyrim overdose.
Im sure playing it for more then 88 hours straight would call violent spasms of awesome to occur. Not long later the uncontrollable foaming at the mouth, and collecting of everything not nailed to the floor would happen.
About 2 hours after that, you'll get a hammer and start to un-nail things to steal them, followed shortly by death when you try to attack a plane thinking its a dragon. Its a good death, but a slow one.
Im sure playing it for more then 88 hours straight would call violent spasms of awesome to occur. Not long later the uncontrollable foaming at the mouth, and collecting of everything not nailed to the floor would happen.
About 2 hours after that, you'll get a hammer and start to un-nail things to steal them, followed shortly by death when you try to attack a plane thinking its a dragon. Its a good death, but a slow one.
