You have been transformed into your avatar.

[CheesusCrust]

Light or Goku? Hopefully become Light and kill Goku rather than become Goku and be killed by the Deathnote.

 

[Master Kuja]

I am a sword.

...

Someone swing me, please...

*Swing you into the nearest skull*

There, feel better for that now?

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

You have been transformed into you avatar after....erm....you fell into radioactive waste (I'm not creative.)

So, I've been transformed into a 17 year old japanese school girl lesbian in a catgirl suit sucking on my hot girlfriend's fingers?

Yeah, I could deal with that. ^^



Edit: Yeah, okay, so sakaki's not technically Kaorin's girlfriend. But if it was me, she would be. Sakaki-sempai is so hot. ^^

 

[hittite]

So I'm a badass rabbit with a switchblade. When I find the nerdboy who did this, he's going to get it.

 

[Elexia]

In that case I would shout mrgllgrllgrrglrgll and charge towards people four times my size brandishing a small yet very sharp spear.

 

[unit5016]

Woot finally I'm a xenomorph! Let the face-rape begin!!

 

[Safaia]

I'm River Fucking Tam. I win this thread.

 

[kdread1]

I see no loss ^_^

 

[Veldaroth]

I'm the Evil League of Evil from Doctor Horrible! But... does that mean I'm one of them specifically, or some sort of embodiment of all of them?

 

[DefunctTheory]

I am a sword.

...

Someone swing me, please...

*Swing you into the nearest skull*

There, feel better for that now?

Awesome.

.....

So... you're fired?

 

[Veldaroth]

I'm River Fucking Tam. I win this thread.

Yeah you do!

 

[Mr. Doe]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Ensiferum]

I'm River Fucking Tam. I win this thread.

Yup we be screwed.

 

[Gruevy]

Paul Banks is watching your Slow Hands as Stella dives down on Obstacle-1.

 

[TimeLord]

I've turned into David Tennant......

AWESOME!

*pulls out Sonic Screwdriver and Fez*

 

[Berethond]

I am a sword.

...

Someone swing me, please...

I would if I had hands...
At least I'm a giant floating eyeball now.

 

[Kraiiit]

...Not bad. Now to follow people around with my hands in my pockets.

 

[Ensiferum]

As for me I'm somehow the giant spider ungoliant, the two Trees of Valinor, and the Dark Lord Morgoth. Sadly this won't end well as the tree part of me will be drained by the spider part of me, the giant spider part of me will then find nothing that'll ever come as close to sating my hunger so I'll eat myself, and then the Dark Lord part of me will get pwned by the Valar and be sent into The Void. Then at the end of time Turin Turambar will stab me with the sword Gurthang, meaning "Iron of Death." Not happy times...

 

[Rabeye]

man I have huge legs...well see yall *flys away by spinning legs in the air*

 

[Ultraman950]

My skin and hair are green and I have small red wings on my back.

And I'm a mix of female adult-cute and hotness. And an Elf.

My life is now complete.