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I...
- ...am a kickass half-drow, greatsword-wielding entertainer with some competence in arcane magic...
- ...have a somewhat questionable moral code...
- ...am in a dysfunctional relationship with someone approximately 20 times my age...
- ...have delusions of being the offspring of an evil god...
- ...suffer rare but spectacular psychotic episodes resulting in acts of tremendous violence against innocent bystanders...
Do note that this is after I was downscaled by my player to exclude "fantastic"/"unbelievable" elements, thus instead of actually being the offpring of an evil god it turned out I was simply just deluded into thinking it, which was a bummer. Before that I had something to blame some of my more unsocial behaviour on, but after I found I was just a plain ol' 100% mortal b*tch - and probably not very healthy in the noogin' - I was kind of peeved.
/S