You have been transformed into your avatar.

[olfelix]

I'm a pitbull... and I will never let go... ever.

 

[Fragged_Templar]

All hail Darth Revan.

this is a chant you will all have to learn soon.

 

[Raven_Operative]

then that means...

I get to be the most bad ass guy ever.

 

[Aulleas123]

I become a psychotic follower of Magneto, until he becomes human, then I have to take over the good fight.

Oh, and I'm supposedly really powerful.

 

[Roast Beef]

I can not complain.

I'm a jar of Minor Threat hot sauce. I'm made of a rare, mild breed of habaneros grown exclusively for Wheelhouse Pickles. I draw my inspiration from the legendary West Indies' mustard- and mango-based habanero sauces, only I mysteriously priviledge the pepper's fruitiness over its notoriously overwhelming heat.
I take your sandwiches, grilled meats, corn chips or even eggs to the next level.

I luff you, sauce.

 

[xXCagallixX]

I Guess being a Lt of the soul socity isnt bad and i get to ride on Kenny's back fro transport Yay

 

[sheogoraththemad]

I'm a god, wonderful!

 

[IamQ]

I am a creature without a face, with eyes in his palms, and I feed on children.

...

I don't know if I'm supposed to cheer or sob...

 

[Marik2]

Sweet Im Mikuru with the all powerful Mikuru Beam

 

[_NERO_]

The surfer eh, None can stand up to the Power Cosmic!

 

[C.G.B.S]

Yay i get to stand in the background menacingly.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

... Well, this sucks...

 

[steampunk42]

im a logo?

 

[great-paladin]

Meh typings hard.

 

[Ken Sapp]

I am now a Meiji era wanderer who is unbeatable with a Katana in my hand and quirky speech.

 

[FallenMessiah88]

Holy shit im Albert Wesker! Thats aweseome!

 

[Daft Sikes]

I'm a disembodied hand with a top hat and a cane. Looks like I'll be taking the WB frog's schtick.

 

[northeast rower]

Paul Banks is watching your Slow Hands as Stella dives down on Obstacle-1.

Yeah, I really love the Strokes too. (joking)

OP: I am a fat black guy kayaking down the Charles River during the 2010 Stotesbury Cup Regatta. For whatever reason I have stuck a pirate flag through the hull of my vessel, because apparently pirates like to sink their ships. If that doesn't, one of the many shells barreling down the river (one of which I myself am in!) will.

 

[cryogeist]

well crap...this sucks

 

[Joe Deadman]

Well at least I would be pretty powerful.
The irrational hatred of cans might get weird though.