You have hijkacked the social media accounts of any person or entity! What do?

[geK0]

Because of some bizarre reasons that are beyond the scope of this thread (make a wish foundation?), you are approached by a team of hackers, photo shoppers, video editors and other various IT specialists and you are given a very unique opportunity.

This group is offering to invade all the social media outlets of any individual or entity for the duration of a month. During this month you will have access to their Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube, official websites and any other means of internet communication this person or entity uses. As far as the internet is concerned, you ARE this person or entity.

This team will be capable of fabricating high images, sound clips and video clips at your request, so go nuts! You can say or show virtually anything to the internet on behalf of the profiles you are hijacking!

The only catch is that this group will not allow you to benefit financially from this, and doing so will only provoke them to hack your bank account. This opportunity is strictly for trolling purposes.

You are assured that your identity will be completely protected, and there is no possible way that you will be held liable for any of your actions.

So tell me

Who are you hijacking?
When will you Hijack them?
What will you post throughout the month?
How do you think the public will respond to this during the month?
How do you think the people you hijacked will respond once they have regained control?

 

[Lionsfan]

I'm hacking @pontifex and going to post as an extremely vulgar 15 year old boy with all the interests of....well an extremely vulgar 15 year old boy.

Actually I'd have a variety of tones. Either a 15 year old boy, a 20 year frat boy, or a late 20's Boston sports fan.

Probably the 3 worst things in the world right there

 

[Lightknight]

I'd post a month's worth of security posts on how to activate two-step authentication and hopefully the person would respond by doing so.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I would hack Mel Gibson's social media account and then go on a profanity laced racial tirade against anything that isn't the race of Mel Gibson.

Or, if he doesn't have a social media account, just do the same thing with Donald Sterling.

 

[Yopaz]

I would probably hack PETA and post information on what PETA is actually doing.

Day 1: Just saved 9 dogs today
Day 2: Just executed 8 dogs today

Stuff like that.

As for when, I am not sure. Probably during summer since that's a time where I've got nothing to do and lots of other people who follow PETA probably don't have much to do, but to see what's going on at social networks.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Well... If Don Black has accounts, I think I would hack those, then post about how I am turning a new leaf and determined to no longer be a horrible racist. I would post that I really love Jews and African Americans a whole lot, and how I want them to stay in the country and be safe.

EDIT: Oh! Oh! I would also want to hack Pat Robertson's accounts, and just be completely fabulous for a while. That would be amazing.

 

[MalinoreIce]

I'm not the kind of person who likes Social Media and I don't think I would hack someone else's account. I'd rather have someone handing me off an account to play with, that would be extremely fun. Like for instance, Tumblr I would post things I would post on my Tumblr but instead post it to theirs. All those Pokemon and cute photos.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I would hack Mel Gibson's social media account and then go on a profanity laced racial tirade against anything that isn't the race of Mel Gibson.

Brilliant plan, nobody would suspect there was anything suspect going on...

 

[MalinoreIce]

I'd que up several months worth of adorable animal pictures and videos.

'Cause everyone can do with adorable animal pictures and videos.

Yes! That is what I'm saying! I'd totally do that. It's harmless and fun, don't forget all those cute adorable photos!

 

[Avaholic03]

I'd probably kill myself for actually caring what's on some random asshole's social media rather than simply ignoring them and not giving them the attention that they're seeking.

 

[geK0]

I'd hack Valve's accounts on the month leading up to E3 2015

I'd post a series of Half-Life 3 teasers every day leading up to the final day when I put up an official "Half Life 3 Confirmed!" announcement on the day before E3.

The Entire gaming community will be quivering with anticipation.

Then Valve gets their accounts back and they have to do some damage control : D
Maybe they're forced to reveal what work they might have on an actually Half Life 3 project, or maybe they'll just outright tell everyone it was a hoax and that they'll not be releasing Half Life 3 in the near future. It would be pretty funny either way.

 

[Supernova1138]

Like above, I would probably want to hijack the @pontifex account and use it to declare all Papal tweets the equivalent of a Papal bull, then spend the rest of the month using said tweets to excommunicate entire countries at random, as well as throw random insults at various members of the curia, see if I can start up another schism.

I might also want to hijack the CIA twitter account and spend the month confirming every wild conspiracy theory out there as completely factual, eg. Alien bodies hidden in Area 51, CIA mind control programs, the world secretly being run by a cabal of reptilian aliens, chemtrails being used for population control, etc.

 

[Flutterguy]

According to my highschool friends post "im a fag" as the status.

I guess with the opportunity take something dangerous to informed opinion like fox news, flat earth society or drake and make them out to be lazy idiots. Oh no I wouldn't that'd be unnecessary.

 

[Jacco]

I would have them take over the only two people I have ever legit hated in my life and then destroy their lives and careers.

Kinda vindictive and evil, but those motherfuckers deserve every bit of it. And I don't say that lightly.

 

[Lilani]

I would pose as Jayden or Willow Smith, and just not post anything stupid for a while. At the end of the first week I would formally apologize for all the stupid and ill-thought-out things I had posted, and spend the last 3 weeks in a penitent silence.

And then the real one would come back and re-establish themselves as the most ridiculous people to be sharing their thoughts on social media.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm torn between simply going for Nickelback and apologising profusely or taking someone people actually like and see if I could get some attention for some social and political issues.

Or, alteratively, I suppose I could combine the two.

 

[StormShaun]

Since I'm rather "butthurt" over the most recent Dragon Age Inquisition news at the moment, I might do it to them ([sub]I'm still going to buy it[/sub]). This is all over a feature that was not in Dragon Age 2 and only Origin.

I would hack into the Dragon Age Twitter account and announce that "The fan favorite class of Dual-wielding Warrior is back AND better. Look forward to it Origin fans!". Then afterwards everyone is hyped, they would have to include it!

... yeah, I can be selfish sometimes.
I still have hope though.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Can I use it for criminal purposes? Like I know you said I couldn't profit from it but can I do things that are illegal like slander? If so it's pretty much a "which celebrity/entity's public image would you destroy?" I think TMZ would give me quite a bit of mileage. Maybe spend a while waging war with a bunch of celebrities I don't like by "leaking" a bunch of incriminating photos/videos about them (and not like, nudes and sex tapes, more like child pornography rings and animal abuse stuff. Things that would ACTUALLY hurt their careers.) Then near the end of the month, implicate TMZ in a bunch of these things as well and hope the combined forces of the police and lawsuits sink it forever.

 

[Objectable]

I'm an evil bastard.
Fake coming out story, or reveal of some horrifying sexual fetish
Unless that means Tumblr.
Seriously, I could say on Facebook, "I like to fuck people in the eyeball," and everyone would be horrified.
But on Tumblr, they would just be, "Yeah, me too,"