You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[smearyllama]

In your current location, and in place of what you're doing right now, your parents/ friends/ significant other/ roommates/ whatever have walked in on you.

What do you say?
Do you try to beat around (no pun intended) the bush?
Tell us what your contingency plan is

 

[El Poncho]

Finish what I'm doing... Like a boss.

 

[legion431]

Duck my head inside my shirt until they go away.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Say 'Wait! Hold that pose, will you...'

 

[smearyllama]

Take aim.

Well, that made me giggle.
The question is-
Do you have that kind of range?

 

[Kukakkau]

Say "I'm 19, I'm at my computer, I thought everyone was asleep - put 2 and 2 together"

I don't exactly bother hiding it extensively now

 

[DefunctTheory]

Take aim.

Well, that made me giggle.
The question is-
Do you have that kind of range?

For my room mate?

...


I would make it work.

[sub]I hate him so much.[/sub]

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Activate Contingency Plan #48. Come on, give me a hard question.

 

[Mad1Cow]

...never really considered a contingency plan to be honest...really should come up with one.



Ok...so, my roomate walks in...he'd probably never let me live it down...I'm thinking along the lines of pity...like, "OMG MY EX GF WAS FLAUNTING HER STUFF AT ME AND I COULDN'T RESIST, I'M AN AWFUL, AWFUL MAN!!!"

Now all I have to do is find a way to explain why I was looking at gay porn...

 

[Tibike77]

"Do you mind ? I'm busy here. Next time, knock first before entering !"

 

[ShakyFiend]

"Would you mind getting this itch for me?"

 

[icyneesan]

KEEP GOING THERES NOTHING THAT CAN STOP YOU NOW!!

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

I wouldn't break eye contact and finish.

 

[smearyllama]

...never really considered a contingency plan to be honest...really should come up with one.



Ok...so, my roomate walks in...he'd probably never let me live it down...I'm thinking along the lines of pity...like, "OMG MY EX GF WAS FLAUNTING HER STUFF AT ME AND I COULDN'T RESIST, I'M AN AWFUL, AWFUL MAN!!!"

Now all I have to do is find a way to explain why I was looking at gay porn...

That is a tricky one. May I recommend those mind-wipe things from Men in Black?

 

[Rarhnor]

I wouldn't break eye contact and finish.

Like the BAWS you are.

 

[ramboondiea]

if friend: do you mind!, im clearly busy!
or alternatively
Family: i was just cleaning it and it went off

 

[SovietSecrets]

Ask if they would like to join me.

 

[LobsterFeng]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

 

[stubbmann]

As Dave Attell would say...

"First, look surprised. And don?t worry, you will be surprised. And then say this: 'Quick get some help! My hand and my penis are fighting!'"

 

[emeraldrafael]

Lay back, expose in all my glory, then give one of those magician hand sweep things they do when they present things and say "Ladies" in my best Isaiah Mustafa voice.