...Ness? I think being married to a psychic kid the same gender as me probably wouldn't be allowed by anyone. And not just because he's psychic.
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... I'll take that. Yoink.Sonicron said:The last game I played was Beyond Good And Evil HD.
Let me put it this way: Today's "Luckiest Bastard" award goes to me.
Ah, such a beautiful young lady. I will treat her well.
Married to Cole Phelps, which would be good [SPOILERS!!!] if he didn't cheat on me with that German Whore, the bastard :/
Beat me to it. Watch out for Mad Moxxi, she is not too happy.Fanta Grape said:-snip-
Ah, such a beautiful young lady. I will treat her well.
I'm married to my Mount&Blade: Warband character?
Fortunately for me it's a woman; not only that, she's an experienced warrior, trusted commander, talented swordswoman & a master of the bow.
In short, way too much woman for me. She probably married me to help secure her right to rule, and to gain control of my lands; which would make me a minor noble of some sort.
Our relationship consists of her going out to fight kingdoms and win wars, while I sit at home in my castle, reading books by candlelight, as well as maintaining communications with our other fiefs.
Whenever she's home, she ignores me or treats me with contempt, constantly wishing she'd married someone who was 'more of a man'.
I accept her coldness meekly, and conduct a series of shameful affairs on the side, consoling myself with the thought that she's probably doing the same while on the warpath.
It is an empty, lifeless, political marriage. So... not that great, I guess.
Fortunately for me it's a woman; not only that, she's an experienced warrior, trusted commander, talented swordswoman & a master of the bow.
In short, way too much woman for me. She probably married me to help secure her right to rule, and to gain control of my lands; which would make me a minor noble of some sort.
Our relationship consists of her going out to fight kingdoms and win wars, while I sit at home in my castle, reading books by candlelight, as well as maintaining communications with our other fiefs.
Whenever she's home, she ignores me or treats me with contempt, constantly wishing she'd married someone who was 'more of a man'.
I accept her coldness meekly, and conduct a series of shameful affairs on the side, consoling myself with the thought that she's probably doing the same while on the warpath.
It is an empty, lifeless, political marriage. So... not that great, I guess.
So.... I'm married to the twilight princess version of Link..... well I guess it would be cool since he would protect me from almost all danger, but what sucks is he would be gone all the time due to being the hero of all the land and that I am not homosexual.........yeah, so does anyone know if where I can get the divorce paper or if divorce is even legal in Hyrule?
Well, I'm married to my Awesome face smiley in a suit character from Minecraft....so.....yeah...
Ohh, but before that I was playing FIFA 11....SO I guess I'm married the the whole of Real Madrid now or what?
Ohh, but before that I was playing FIFA 11....SO I guess I'm married the the whole of Real Madrid now or what?
same except im a dude, im cool with this, under ideal circumstances an exuberant Italian man is a perfect way to start of my dayMo-shi said:Oh, Ezio? That's not bad.
He's got a sexy Italian accent and can make blood come out yer face.
And I'm a girl! All wins here.
Good thing I was playing II and not Brotherhood though. :S
He's getting kinda of old guys ... really.
UFO: Alien Aftermath doesn't have a protagonist as far as I know, so I guess I'd pick one of the squad members.
Could be better, I dislike the wifey coming home with alien acid all over her trousers.
Could be better, I dislike the wifey coming home with alien acid all over her trousers.