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Richter_Kleiss

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I marry Alice from Madness Returns... o.o Crazy skinny girl? Should have seen that coming. -.-

... probably pretty hilarious though.
 

XIII's Number XIV

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Once again, I just started Resident Evil 5, sooo...Chris Redfield again.

Mmm, alright. Though he'd probably whine about Jill and zombies all the time.
 

VincentMm

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Well I've always liked to think that Tifa was actually the main character in FFVII, even if you play as Cloud.
So that makes me the happiest man alive!
 

binvjoh

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Generic counter-terrorist operative from Counter Strike.

Hm, guess at least I get to say "breach and clear" during sex.
 

kikon9

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Wait... I played coop in halo reach, so does that mean I get 2 noble 6's? Sounds nice.
 

alx438

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AngryMongoose said:
The last game I played didn't really have a protagonist, but if it's the last character I played in the last game I played:

Well, I could do worse, but I suspect, what with the whole "Child Soldier" thing, that that face hides a whole lotta crazy. Presumably we'd be married in Demacia with full military fanfare, her family would be constantly trying to have me... disappeared, and I'd never actually see her because she'd be away killin' Noxians and such.
DJDarque said:
I'm married to my Saint's Row 2 character? He probably beats me.
He beats us all, and we love 'im for it. It'd be especially disturbing for me because, through no conscious effort on my part, he looks and dresses surprisingly like me.

(Can't tell if this is a double post, The Escapist is crapping up a bit)



Better be carefull about Garren. I hear he is real protective with her.
 

SplicedUp068

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doodger said:
What's with all those "You (verb x) the last video game character you've played?" XD

OT:I'm married to paragon Sheppard. I could tap that.
It's like some great big ad-lib that somebody wrote a long time ago and we're just filling it in and let everyone else determine the results.

Also, I married my female Fallout New Vegas character... cool beans.
 

smokeraven

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Irelia from League of Legends. It seems okay, but I don't trust that floating sword thing of hers
 

Sammisaurus

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Nathan Hale from Resistance. He's alright, though I think he gave me some weird sort of infection...
 

Atmos Duality

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This is eerie to respond to.
The last game I played was my usual tabletop session on Saturday, and well, my current/backup main character is the fiancee' to my regular main character, who has been kidnapped.

And...she's a dragon.

I think, I'd be a bit terrified.
 

Nickompoop

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Married to Gorden Freeman? It'll be quiet in our house. And that gravity gun will be very useful.
 

Asmundr

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So the last game I played...my friends Pokemon game so...I'm now married to Dawn I think?
*sigh* Damn, now I'm a pedophile...someone please tell me the marriage laws for that region.

Captcha: netted Fine

sethzard said:
I think I just married chandra nalar from Duels of the Planeswalkers 2012
I'd call win on that mate. A fiery redhead? What kinda of guy wouldn't want that?
 

Nam Yensa

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I am married to the Mebes Species from ascendancy?
that is a lot of things im a married to.