You have just jumped out of a building.....

[Badong]

tcl Virgil ain't pulling me out of this one Thank Red Bull for these wings

Honestly? "ARVIN YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BI-" *splat*

 

[PontiusTM]

"Damn I love working for Aperture Laboratories"

 

[Patrick Buck]

Lets be honest, it would probably be somthing like
"Hey dude, Hold my beer, and WATCH THIS!"

 

[C F]

"Either the lab boys got my hyperdrive operational, or this is going to be one short trip..."
or
"Hopefully this building's high enough for me to hit eighty-eight!"

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I BELIVE IN YOU NOW WHICHEVER GOD OR GODS WILL GIVE ME ACCESS TO A DECENT AFTERLIFE OR REINCARNATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

 

[dills2]

reincarnation ftw 5 mins later jump off again

 

[Corporal Yakob]

I TOLD YOU I COULD BREAK THAT WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

 

[Hazy992]

'SOMEONE FAT GET IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!'

Cookie if you get the reference ^_^

Bender, Futurama....(then he lands on a skinny hot chick standing right next to the big fat guy) I have every episode memorized. I have literally watched every episode THAT many times...LOL. BTW, i will take double stuff chocolate Oreo cookies

OT: I guess it would all depend on WHY i was jumping off a building.

Cookies are on the way!*

[sub]*In 2050 ¬_¬[/sub]

 

[Knusper]

"Why did I do that?"

Apparently someone actually said that in the 19th century when he jumped out of a window when he was drunk. It didn't save him.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Aw, fuck my ass agaaaaaaaaaaaain!

Cookie for reference!

 

[Timberwolf0924]

The fall will kill us both Austin Powe-AHHHHH! *Splat*

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

Damn you Moriarty!

 

[RuralGamer]

GOOD THING I BROUGHT THIS PARACHUTE!

Curses, ninja'd on the first post...

OT: I don't know, maybe WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *splat*

 

[Shockolate]

"Why the fuck did I just do that!?"

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'm tempted to say "AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAA FOR THE AWESOOOOOME!!!"

But I'd probably just leave it at "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

 

[Euphbug]

/activate insane laughter mode
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha......" Then splat

Always best to go out as crazy as you can, gives people something to talk about.

 

[thelustyargoniandude]

Just to freak people out:
"The cure for cancer is-" SPLAT!

 

[mellemhund]

Good thing this window was on the ground floor!

 

[dvd_72]

"oh gods I hope I miss."