You have just jumped out of a building.....

[Valthonis666]

"And now, ITS TIME TO RACE!"

Then I'd find a way to roll over and piss upwards as i fell.

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

"Oh no, not again."

Because I am a nerd like that.

Ninja'd!

 

[Ruedyn]

"GODDAMNIT SCAR." and then Simba will be scarred for life.

 

[Furyaki12]

OOOOODAAAHHVIIINNG! (Skyrim's still topical, right?)

Better yet: PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!

Anyone who hears me will be forever tormented, not knowing what forbidden truth I had discovered...

 

[WeAreStevo]

My last words would be to my kids. "You're inheritance is located in the *splat*!

Take THAT future possibly ungrateful offspring!

 

[Carnage95]

I'M GONNA GET YOU!

Maybe I'll just do the Iron Man ground pound pose on someone whilst falling or explode when I reach the ground.

 

[SycoMantis91]

since everyone else is doing it... "FLY FATASS FLY!!!"

the cookie thing...

 

[Ldude893]

> noclip_

[b]Noclipping mode activated[/b]

[hr]
Phew, that was close!

Spoiler: Out of the frying pan...

[HEADING=2]...and into the fire. HAAAAAAAX!![/HEADING]

 

[Lunar Templar]

"Oh no, not again."

Because I am a nerd like that.

hehe, but they would be awesome last words if any one understands them XD

mine?

i donno, maybe a recording device that would survive the fall with me laughing in a really creep way? sure, I'll go with that

 

[chaosbedlam]

"Concrete cannon ball!" hope i make a big splash and cover all the bystanders...

 

[ccggenius12]

"Man, what are the odds of two separate private airplanes crashing in such a way as to prevent me from having access to stairs leading up or down, and simultaneously setting the building on fire in such a way as to give me no choice but to jump. It's times like this I wish that the Empire State building hadn't decomissioned it's zepplin dock. Oh well."

Yes, that does imply that this has happened before. Clearly prior to these events, I'm one of the .001% that survive a high altitude fall without dying. How a quadriplegic got to the upper middle floors of the Empire State building and then threw himself out through shatter resistant windows is up to your brain to decide.

 

[Tiger Sora]

"Time to empty my pockets of all this change"!

Maybe someone will lose an eye. I'm dead, what do I care what happens to anyone, lol. Death = Morality solved.

 

[nsqared]

>gamemode nsqared 1

That was a close one! Back to mining diamonds.

 

[Random Fella]

Not enough time to say any words, I did jump out of the first story of course, the door was jammed and all.
So maybe "Freakin' stupid door"

 

[Thyunda]

*Looks at friend besides me*
"Aim for the bushes!"
*fist-bump*
*jump*
*splat*

There is no way I didn't get soft tissue damage from that. How do they walk away from explosions in movies? I call bullshit on that one!

 

[ZeroAxis]

Use my Just Cause 2 hookshot to safely slam into the ground faster and land unscathed.

 

[KefkaCultist]

since everyone else is doing it... "FLY FATASS FLY!!!"

the cookie thing...

I actually know this one! It's from Mallrats! (I'm a View Askewniverse fanboy)

OT: "This isn't where I parked my car..." *kersplat*

 

[BamWam]

*Fires Portal Gun at ground*
*Fires inside building*
Lives. Then makes an infinite falling portal setup.
"Ah-Ah-Ah! Whe-E-E" x infinite
Cake for the reference(s)

 

[NoOne852]

I would wonder why I jumped out, then proceed to look down and aim for a parked car, extend my right fist forward and say "Bring it on!"

That is assuming there was no way for me to live, cause I would obviously go for that option instead.