You have just met your clone.
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Erm, well seeing as I love Jagermeister, i'd definetly go drinking with him as he'd be awesome, especially on Kareoke and because he could match me pound for pound in Jagerbombs.
I'd also be able to talk about Ghostbusters with him a lot.
I'd also get him to help my Fiancee with the Housework whilst I played on more L.A. Noire.
But if he's exactly like me, then he'd want to play on the Xbox with me, which would be ok sometimes, like when I want to play Fifa 11.
I'd also be able to talk about Ghostbusters with him a lot.
I'd also get him to help my Fiancee with the Housework whilst I played on more L.A. Noire.
But if he's exactly like me, then he'd want to play on the Xbox with me, which would be ok sometimes, like when I want to play Fifa 11.
Grab him by the hand and run to my house together and jump onto the bed and make sweet love all throughout the night. I just hope he'd (I'd?) be there the next morning so we can have debates and play portal 2 co-op and warhawk together.
And then make more sweet love the next night. And the night after that and the one after that.
And then make more sweet love the next night. And the night after that and the one after that.
Find out how I react to unexpected slaps to the face.
EDIT: Guys. There is way too much gay clone sex in this thread.
EDIT: Guys. There is way too much gay clone sex in this thread.
Ask him what I'm thinking of, if he replies with 'Thrash Metal, guitars and tits' then I will be gobsmacked.
Edit: In all seriousness though a conversation with myself would either be really interesting or really boring, all he'd talk about would be the band I'm in. Unless it was me from another time, that I would love to see, I could teach a younger me all the stuff I've learnt and learn from an older me.
Edit: In all seriousness though a conversation with myself would either be really interesting or really boring, all he'd talk about would be the band I'm in. Unless it was me from another time, that I would love to see, I could teach a younger me all the stuff I've learnt and learn from an older me.
I would probably spend the whole time assuming it was my twin brother being silly.Condor219 said:
Um. I would not have sex with him, shocking as that may be.
I would, I dunno, play co-op games. And have political debates. See how his life has gone differently from mine...wallow in regret...the usual.
I would, I dunno, play co-op games. And have political debates. See how his life has gone differently from mine...wallow in regret...the usual.
1. Check sanity
2. Recheck
3. Say how wierd and awesome this is
4. Recheck
5. Say, "Would making love to you be incest or masturbation?" and recieve the deadpan response, "Well either way it'd be pretty gay."
6. Recheck
7. Freak out my enemies
8. Freak out my friends
9. Pull an awesome all-nighter playing video games, watching films and playing Warhammer 40K
10. Put our imaginations together and take over the world!
2. Recheck
3. Say how wierd and awesome this is
4. Recheck
5. Say, "Would making love to you be incest or masturbation?" and recieve the deadpan response, "Well either way it'd be pretty gay."
6. Recheck
7. Freak out my enemies
8. Freak out my friends
9. Pull an awesome all-nighter playing video games, watching films and playing Warhammer 40K
10. Put our imaginations together and take over the world!
Live our separate lives, while secretly doing all in my power to observe him, as I know he would be doing to me. Would be interesting, although not very much would happen.
Find out where they came from.
Find out where they're going.
Find out where to meet up for some HOT AS FUCK sex.
Find out where they're going.
Find out where to meet up for some HOT AS FUCK sex.