You have just woken up in your favorite "universe"

[ldbmikey86]

I am NOT going to Silent Hill. Fuck that noise. I wouldn't last an hour.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Well, I'm stuck in Asgard where I relive my past fights and feast and drink with others that have fallen before me and with Odin.

 

[Fuselage]

The Old World of Darkness... Well fuck.

Though I suppose there's the slight chance I may get the emnbrace or at least ghouled rather than just eaten, mauled, acciderntily staked, incinerated or just plain shot, but that's nmot much consolidation.

And my friend is stuck in the 40k verse, he is so screwed it's not even funny.

Are you kidding about screwed! With my luck, I'd probably turn into a Nosferatu or maybe a Toreador if I am lucky, spending my days roaming Night-time Los Angeles looking for prey or furthering the Anarch cause,or I can skip all that and be a plain old Malkavian.

 

[DefunctTheory]

So my question is simple, you have just woken up in your favorite universe be it in a anime movie game ect. How screwed (or delighted) are you, and no before anyone asks you are you yourself as you are now and you do not have "ability's".

Completely and totally fucked. With my luck, there'd be a WAAAAGH bearing down on my hive world.

Yeah.

Warhammer 40K + Human (As opposed to 'Post-Human') = Totally, completely, thoroughly boned a thousand different ways.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

I would live in Oz. If you've read the books, you would know why.

If you haven't: Nothing is Impossible in Oz. You could travel through freaking time if you got a hold of that Magic Belt, probably.

 

[Communist partisan]

well... my own insanity is pretty interesting... but still fucking evil.

 

[moretimethansense]

The Old World of Darkness... Well fuck.

Though I suppose there's the slight chance I may get the emnbrace or at least ghouled rather than just eaten, mauled, acciderntily staked, incinerated or just plain shot, but that's nmot much consolidation.

And my friend is stuck in the 40k verse, he is so screwed it's not even funny.

Are you kidding about screwed! With my luck, I'd probably turn into a Nosferatu or maybe a Toreador if I am lucky, spending my days roaming Night-time Los Angeles looking for prey or furthering the Anarch cause,or I can skip all that and be a plain old Malkavian.

You see, being a nossie wouldnj't bother me all that much, and if I got stuck as a Toreador I'd just keep a ghoul around to snap me out of my beauty induced comas, the only two clans that would botyher me are the Caitiff and the Malkies, the Caitiff because they at the bottom rung of every laddar and malkies because the thouht of my personality being drasticly altered scares the shity out of me.

At least if I were a malkie I wouldn't know that there was something wrong.

Come to think of it even worse would be if the sabbat needed shock troops.
Turned, knocked out, buried, frenzied and killed all in a single evening.

 

[Qtoy]

Hello there officer, how do I join Civil Protection?

Edit: Oh crap. I just realized I'm a minor, and I'm pretty sure the Combine won't be too happy about that. I'm boned.

 

[SoranMBane]

The world of Half-Life/Portal. I think I would cry every day. My pet headcrab and/or Companion Cube (depending on whether I wind up at Aperture or not) would be of some comfort, but I'd still probably die.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Basically, Doctor, I come from a universe where your life's exploits are documented as sort of a show..."

 

[70R4N]

FUTURAMA universe!!! yay

 

[captaincabbage]

Depends where. I can't remember much about the Edge from the Edge Chronicles, but I can remember it was awesome.

Holy shi-ite I thought I was the only person in the WHOLE DAMN INTERWEBS who liked Edge Chronicles. Its my favourite series of literature. Still to sad for me, all my friends and family would die with the final one lasting just long enough for me to be seperated from them for several decades only to die in my arms nice and slow upon my return.

On topic: First thing id do is catch me a Charmander. Let the games begin.

Disregard females, acquire currency.

Or alternatively,

Disregard animal rights, acquire Larvitar.

Seriously tho, this is pretty much my dream.

 

[teebeeohh]

what are the chances I'll even be on a recruiting world?
Or be the best physical and genetic specimen on that planet to be made into a Space Marine. even then I'd probably die during implantation, or as a scout, then onto constant battles against mind-raping daemons, crazy green physic fungus only to be tortured for days by a Dark Eldar Haemonculous before dying slowly....

Lucky me

so you will tortured on his off days? otherwise being tortured for days seems rather optimistic.

star wars universe seems to rather hit and miss
being human makes me the dominant species on most worlds and despite the constant threat of war i think you can have a pretty decent life. and if i am really lucky i may just be force-sensitive and in the post-movie jedi order they may still train me

 

[Neverhoodian]

*Wakes up*

Ah, a brand new day, full of opportunity!

*Looks out window*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Emissary Laito]

Wouldn't need'em. Assuming I just stumbled into Yu-Gi-Oh! with my Disaster Dragon deck, I can rise to glory in no time.

I like this, although I dunno about glory. You'd never be right at the top, because there's always gonna be a main character who will scab the hell out of you ;-]

Same universe for me though, although a different time period; the GX one. Duel academy would be so much fun.

 

[mjcabooseblu]

I'd try to be a rank 11 crime solving paladin...

 

[Grand_Arcana]

So, I'm in Ivalice. Well, I'll find myself a Clan and become the best Paladin/Blue Mage I can be whilst finding any friends of family that came along with me.

 

[Voidpulse]

Well, I might be in Eberron, which would be a bit of a downer since I'm too old to study magic and likely do not have any special powers. Also, there are almost as many evil entities trying to mess with that world as there is in any Warhammer setting. On the plus side, I assume with all their Magitek they have at least solved the problem of Standard Fantasy Bathroom Facility Inadequacy.

I might also be in a Final Fantasy world (anywhere from VII to X), which would be a bit nicer. At least until reality deconstructs when I become too much aware that various laws of physics and thermodynamics decided to just chill and not take things too seriously. Still, would be interesting to see what I could do with my hair in such a world.

Or I might be in Discworld... and I honestly can't wrap my head around what that would mean for me.

 

[Fuselage]

The Old World of Darkness... Well fuck.

Though I suppose there's the slight chance I may get the emnbrace or at least ghouled rather than just eaten, mauled, acciderntily staked, incinerated or just plain shot, but that's nmot much consolidation.

And my friend is stuck in the 40k verse, he is so screwed it's not even funny.

Are you kidding about screwed! With my luck, I'd probably turn into a Nosferatu or maybe a Toreador if I am lucky, spending my days roaming Night-time Los Angeles looking for prey or furthering the Anarch cause,or I can skip all that and be a plain old Malkavian.

You see, being a nossie wouldnj't bother me all that much, and if I got stuck as a Toreador I'd just keep a ghoul around to snap me out of my beauty induced comas, the only two clans that would botyher me are the Caitiff and the Malkies, the Caitiff because they at the bottom rung of every laddar and malkies because the thouht of my personality being drasticly altered scares the shity out of me.

At least if I were a malkie I wouldn't know that there was something wrong.

Come to think of it even worse would be if the sabbat needed shock troops.
Turned, knocked out, buried, frenzied and killed all in a single evening.

Of course, there is always the possibility, one rainy night, you take a cab to Hollywood and meet Cain. Father to all Kindred, frankly I would shit my pants in fear or seeing the one before me.