You have one free punch.

[wooty]

Kenny Dalglish.

Many many thanks for driving this club into a rut you miserable hack.

 

[Blood Brain Barrier]

Does this go back in history? Because I would pick Plato, for fucking up western thought so severely and comprehensively.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Either Stephen Harper (PM of Canada, and all around terrible person) or Padriac Burke (biggest bully of high school).

It's a bit of a toss up...The guy who is wrecking Canada, or the guy who tormented me for five years and got away with it because he was the VP of discipline's nephew...

........Eh, I'd punch harper.

 

[AnarchistFish]

Whoever only gave me one.

Otherwise, I'd have to go with Janet Street Porter. She was so irritating anyway, but then this came along
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1278510/Depression-Its-just-new-trendy-illness.html

Stupid fuck

 

[Aerosteam]

The Queen of England. I have my reasons.

Also, there's this douchebag at school...

 

[theSteamSupported]

Free punch, huh?

-drinks free punch-

Very nice, thanks for the punch!

As for me, I'll save it for myself. You'll never know when I'm about to say something really stupid.

 

[Carpachi]

"That guy".

When you go to an office meeting and That Guy shows up 30 minutes late without an excuse so you have to catch him back up on what he needs to know.

When the mood in the room is nice and airy, That Guy that just blurts out the first offensive thing that comes to his mind.

When you are looking for a movie to see, and someone tosses out a suggestion, but That Guy is adamant that they need to see this other movie for that one scene that he thinks is hilarious.

THAT GUY. /punch

 

[AnarchistFish]

The inventor of "ouchless" band-aids, lying fucker...

Haha, reminds me of

I can't believe nobody has said this so far.

Justin Bieber.

Also, my punching hand is out of order, so can I have a kick with steel-capped boots?

Why?

Will never get why people gang up on this guy so much. They wouldn't if no one else did and he's only annoying cos people are constantly bringing him up just to ***** about him.

Well, I have somebody in mind. Somebody from these very forums. This user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. I'm coming for you, do you hear me, you cannot hide!

My heart skipped for a bit. Goddamn you you sneaky bugger.

Kenny Dalglish.

Many many thanks for driving this club into a rut you miserable hack.

Oh no! Not the Carling Cup!

and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

Which is Norwegian, which I am, which makes them an embarrassment to me and many fellow countrymen alike. They spit on them selves. When Arafat got one, it went down hill from there. The Nobel peace prize is a joke to us.

Ps! I am still unclear why Obama got one. Being the first black US president?

(He's not even black)

The Pope.
The hypocrisy in the Catholic church is ridiculous, and I would relish the chance to punch the man at the head of it.

Although, I would far prefer the chance to talk to anyone on the face of the earth round to my way of thinking.

Which is kinda hypocritical too, no? I mean, I'm presuming that you're talking about religion in general after that cos I agree, the leaders of the Catholic Church have seriously twisted views.

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

Justice dodger? Lol, if anything he's the one being unfairly prosecuted.

 

[Esotera]

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

Justice dodger? Lol, if anything he's the one being unfairly prosecuted.

I didn't actually say that, it was another person who quoted me. So the song applies to both Assange and me...it's ridiculous that he could potentially face the death penalty in America.

 

[AnarchistFish]

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

Justice dodger? Lol, if anything he's the one being unfairly prosecuted.

I didn't actually say that, it was another person who quoted me. So the song applies to both Assange and me...it's ridiculous that he could potentially face the death penalty in America.

For fuck's sake I keep doing that (sorry).

I would personally visit the prison to thank you... She is the definition of a C U Next Tuesday...! :/

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

Justice dodger? Lol, if anything he's the one being unfairly prosecuted.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

The next person to approach me and tell me why America is "the greatest country in the world." We're not, and I grew tired of that argument a long time ago.

yeah, we're quite pitiful, if you look at the big picture.

OT: Rupert Murdoch
It's the closest thing I can get towards punching FOX news network.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Justice dodger? Lol, if anything he's the one being unfairly prosecuted.

What... Skipping Bail and hiding in a random foreign embassy? Sounds like dodging to me...

 

[Mournful Crow]

Oh, that's easy. Dick Cheney...

 

[mrdude2010]

Karl Rove. All the things he's done an influenced... What a horrible person.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Rick Santorum. It would feel. So. Good.

That is all.