You have one piece of equipment that is sentient and intelligent....

[Scabadus]

Having a sentiant iPod would be fun, you could talk to it and nobody would be able to hear its half of the conversation 'cause of the earphones. Though I would very likely smash it the first time it refused to play heavy metal music after a bad day... maybe I should go with a bluetooth headset.

Now who would be its voice? I really can't decide; it was more the idea of talking privatly to it than anything it would say, so I'll go with whoever voiced Tali from Mass Effect. She has a very calming voice.

(Now if we were currently in a zombie appocalypse it woud definatly be a hunting rifle voiced by the TF2 Sniper. Which would be awsome.)

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

My PSP is now voiced by Jim Belushi.

Cool.

 

[supagama]

My phone voiced by James Urbaniac. But he'll be speaking like he did with Bacon, but he'll be saying stuff aobut phones!

 

[Darth IB]

Something utterly harmless, like a ring or a necklace... And it shall have the voice of a Hanar.

 

[Thespian]

A laptop voiced by Alan Rickman? Hell yes.

 

[Quaxar]

A writing journal voiced by Christopher Lloyd so that it could exclaim "Great Scott!" whenever I get something right.

Damn you, beat me to it!

Then I'll take the ebook reader with the voice of Christopher Walken so I could listen to him read books to me all day long.
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[Anadinolin]

i would have a sword Bound only to me or a ring that only I could wear with the sentience of russel howard the comedian haha :l

 

[Eri]

My iPhone, and it would be voiced by the very stereotypical computer voice. I think that voice is hilarious.

 

[JoshGod]

Pocket watch, with either stephen fry or patrick stewart. This is because things like phones and computers get replaced, but a (wind up pocket watch can last forever).

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I was going to say my glasses, but a few people have beat me to it, so I will choose my pet brick (yes I have a pet brick, what of it?) It is half darkened by soot, and half regular red colour, so I call it Ba-rick Obama. Obviously Mr. President would voice it. I look forward to the racist accusations.

 

[Athol]

My car shall be voiced by eaither Sean Connery, or Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)

 

[wizard_joe88]

A toaster voiced by Patrick Steward would be freakin' sweet
Or maybe by some random angry guy that always insults my choice of breakfast, yeah, that'd be cooler

 

[InnerRebellion]

My overcoat is now suddenly voiced by George Carlin.