"You have sexy armpits, ya know?" "Why, thank you, I just... Wait. Did you just say 'armpits?'"

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RhombusHatesYou

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lilmisspotatoes said:
Agreed. There's something about the reactions of a person whose neck you're working over too... we're programmed to be wary since we have some major blood vessels in our necks, but mmmmmm.
People touching my neck have to be very careful it doesn't cause me to raise up my venomous spines (all Australian men have them, they're tipped with the vile neurotoxin 'Baileys') in a defensive posture. Of course, Australian women understand that's a purely instinctive reaction and there's nothing to worry about until we squirt blood from our tearducts and piss acid in a display of aggression.
 

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Frankly? I don't get it. And I'm very relieved that there's finally a kink that I don't get.
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Is your avatar a dot?
I've been trying o clean the monitor for ages...
OT: whaterver floats your boat, ey?
No. I think it might just be a dead pixel on your screen or something. :)
 

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Yeah, I think a woman's armpits can be considered sexy in the right circumstances.

For example, if she's lying in bed with her hair all spread out on the pillow and her arms raised over her head, wearing nothing but a pearl necklace and looking straight into my eyes...

Okay, I'll stop now.

But I sincerely believe no woman can consider men's armpits sexy in any way... can you, Escapist girls?
 

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Truehare said:
But I sincerely believe no woman can consider men's armpits sexy in any way... can you, Escapist girls?
*shudder*

(overdone for effectiveness)
 

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Bellvedere said:
Well I would interpret it more as the deodorant would make your armpits feel sexier in comparison to having unshaved armpits (if your a girl), or spraying a deodorant that will cake to your armpits in powder or made it feel sticky or something which would feel gross and not sexy.

Armpits and sexy don't really belong in the same sentence for me though. I mean if the guy had terrible smelly armpits, used a deodorant that was noticeable to see or feel, or he had ingrown hairs or something than that would be really unsexy so in comparison I guess there could be sexy armpits. It's not really a thing though.

Personally I love guys that have really nice hands: shapely and long fingers, not ridiculously small hands or anything but I'm not a fan of huge gorilla man hands. It is one of the first things that I look at in a guy. I also like to watch people do things with their hands for exactly this reason like typing, playing games, fixing anything, driving, you get the idea.

I also like guys tummys. I've never dated anyone super muscular (not fat or even a bit on the chubby side, just not incredibly fit) and most of them have just a bit of tummy. My last boyfriend was really selfconscious about it and it was lovely. I think that has more to do with that really attractive people, well not even really attractive but people who look generic like people in magazines or anything with people that look like what you'd expect naked or shirtless or whatever, it's not like you're really seeing them naked because they're concealed in their own faultlessness, so seeing someone that isn't like that is just so much more intense. Or something.

.... wow... this is the epitome of rambling via the internet. i diddnt even know you could do that while typing
 

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Anah said:
Truehare said:
But I sincerely believe no woman can consider men's armpits sexy in any way... can you, Escapist girls?
*shudder*

(overdone for effectiveness)
Thought so. But I'll keep wearing sleeveless shirts anyway, it's too hot where I live... :)
 

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unoleian said:
Cain_Zeros said:
unoleian said:
Cain_Zeros said:
Armpits? Really? To each their own, I guess...

Personally, hair, lips, eyes... And piercings. Not like, whole face covered (although all along the edge of the ear is pretty nice...), but a few (non-stretched) piercings is definitely a plus. Except the typical ear lobe piercing. That's so common I barely even notice it.
It's funny, but now that it's been mentioned, I have a hard time ignoring nose piercings. Nothing fancy, just the tiny stud. It looks hawt on a lot of girls. Like, seriously.
Indeed. I like lip piercings too, though I can imagine they might get in the way.
Not a fan of lip rings. Neither good for kissing or other things, in my opinion, despite what I've heard to the contrary...I mean, sure, they can look good, but functionality is...er, suspect, at best.
I'm sure it isn't that great functionally, but I love how it looks.
 

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I love the tummy [detest using that word, but 'stomach' has..internal implications]. Could never understand this size-zero mentality. Not that I like hefty girls, but a bit of a bulge around there is quite alluring. The clavicle, also. Pretty sure these are fairly normal, though. No especial fondness for the armpits, but the crook of the elbow is quite nice.