You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

[ethan22122]

"This should be fun..." but I would say it in a sort of smug tone.

 

[havass]

"Opps."

*insertstringofwordsheretopreventmefromgettingalowcontentpostprobation*

 

[mrscott137]

Get myself onto the world stage, turn around to a drum beat before shouting 'Sucks to be you!' before going off in my interstellar rescue craft with the best and greatest humanities strippers have to offer.

 

[Sodoff]

"get me the most beautiful, feminine women (and men (equal opportunities)) and about 5lbs of Viagra, billions in cheques, 20 gallons of Relentless Energy Drink and all the seized marijuana in the world and i'll save you. sign here..."

Win.


Can I join your cult?

 

[bulbasaur765]

Wow...if someone like me could end up doing this, then this was gonna happen sooner or later.
Wonder how the government is gonna deal with this. (Seriously, what am I gonna do about it?)

 

[Omey]

"woop woop woop woop woop"

 

[rokkolpo]

''BUTTERFINGERS!''

 

[spartandude]

"My mum is so gonna kill me for this"

 

[aenimau5]

And they told me you couldn't offend a deity.

 

[Bloodstain]

"I get to save the world? Hell yeah!"

 

[Hemlet]

"You know...somehow, in some way, I always knew the end of the world would be my fault. I just figured it'd be from hitting the wrong button on something."

Or alternatively:

"Do...do I roll for attack?"

Or the ever classic:

"Awwww fuck"

 

[AroLombardi]

"I didn't do it."

 

[Spineyguy]

At least I have Chicken.

 

[Subbies]

"Bet you I can do it again..."

 

[Brightzide]

''Yeah yeah, I'd love to stop and chat mr. Demon. But the Mentalist is on, laters''

 

[spartan773]

i'd say "I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKS I'M NOT GOING OUT ALONE!!! YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME DAMN IT!"

 

[Von Strimmer]

Can this wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations...

 

[TyranidXX]

*Smirk* "Well... About time something happened."
I would then enter battle with it holding two katanas in what might be considered standard anime battle format.

First bout, my win, fail to land killing blow in time, Demon powers up, next round.
Second bout, Demon's win, Demon starts insulting me and threatening everyone I hold dear and such, I get angry & counter with friendship or honor or something, I power up, Final round.
Third bout, my win, I use some OMG move and completely destroy Demon.

Realistically, however, I would probably swear before running off or grabbing something to fight with and charge only to die in a minute.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

The only thing I could think of now is...

"Fuck."

 

[alexwars1]

"Enjoy, you gits"