You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

[Nekron_X]

"oooooooooh SHIT!"
that's pretty much my default reaction to things that fuck/ go wrong so i'm sticking with that.

 

[Wharrgarble]

"Uh... Whoops?"

 

[seditary]

Well, must be boring being a demon if you have to come here for fun times.

Reckon you could take this video camera with you so I can watch?

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

Oh fucknuggets

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I would say "goodbye and most sincere apologies" before barreling a rifle and splattering my head on the wall.

 

[shotgunbob]

"Were boned."

Well...Fuck.

Seems simple enough.

That works to

 

[thenoblitt]

"sorry for the inconvenience"

 

[Chaos Inverse]

Ugh, I am never going to hear the end of this...-_- *rolls up sleeves* well time to go to work.

 

[Chefodeath]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd contemplate the utter gravity of what I have done and what will happen with what little time I have left to contemplate it.

 

[gNetkamiko]

"Don't worry the head is from the future so it can't destroy the past because without the past there won't be a future for it to come from to destroy us anyway?"

Alternatively when that statement gets proven wrong^^ "Gentlemen.. it is time to inform Chuck Norris"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y&feature=player_detailpage

As much as I hate chuck norris jokes, I'd say it's already done.

 

[witness51]

"So that's why you don't rip the tag off of mattresses."

 

[ilspooner]

Oops. Sorry everyone.
Or, run around screaming like a headless chicken.

 

[Bofore13]

"Somehow I knew it would be me."

 

[Freddyqaqualung]

"Well, uhhh.... shit. I got this?"

Then I'd go stuff my fat face with ice cream.

 

[BrownGaijin]

I tried to think of the most harmless thing...something that could never, ever possibly destroy us... Mr. Stay Puft!

 

[Cutter9792]

I'd fight that fucker off with my bare crowbar.

 

[Mikkaddo]

One day, while walking down the street, you came across a magic demonic head from the 6th dimension...from the future.

One thing lead to another, and now a giant ancient monster is going to destroy the world.

What is the first thing you say to yourself after releasing this beast.



Me?

"Well I guess I gotta stop this thing...right after a little bit of video games, then I'll stop him."

ok ok ok, but you have to promise not to make jokes about this being cliche. That is assuming anyone here is a fan of course.

"Oh Marius how glorious it is to finally look upon the work you wished for deep beneath that ice that I have finally accomplished for you. Brat Prince? hardly . . . he still labors with his mortals as he ever will, but I . . . I who have forsaken them as ever is the nessicary way for monsters such as us. I have begun it . . . no not the war that he wanted so badly he could taste it. But the end . . . she took his death into her, her king. But I have taken her death by my own hand . . . burn with me Marius . . . let us walk the flames of hell together in glorious pride!"

10 points if you get the reference, 20 if you get the ice reference, 30 IF and only IF you know what the significance of it all is.

 

[Android2137]

"...Right then. Time for suicide."

 

[Dragonpit]

"Goodbye." Because I'm an @$$hole.