You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

[zombiejoe]

One day, while walking down the street, you came across a magic demonic head from the 6th dimension...from the future.

One thing lead to another, and now a giant ancient monster is going to destroy the world.

What is the first thing you say to yourself after releasing this beast.



Me?

"Well I guess I gotta stop this thing...right after a little bit of video games, then I'll stop him."

 

[OutcastBOS]

"Welp, time to save your asses again...after a change of pants.

 

[No_Remainders]

"Oh, so my doomsday machine works. Not in the way I intended, but oh well. Whatever!"

 

[RatRace123]

Just shrug and say
"My bad."

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Well... shit. We've had a good run, yeah?

 

[BreakfastMan]

"Well... Crap. That was silly of me. Well, nothing left to do but dance my days away!"

 

[kittii-chan 300]

um... lets just blame this guy and forget about it.... "hey! random guy! you team-killing fucktard!"

 

[Lord Devius]

Then "...well... The bigger they are, the harder they fall, right? ...but that means that if it fell, it'd destroy the world anyway... Damn, that's one big ugly bastard."

Or "Hey, hey, hey, hey! You've got guts, plowing into my world like this, you and that big ugly mug of yours, you know that? But that ends here! I won't stand for any more of your shenanigans! I'm gonna tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours and listen close! The reputation of planet Earth echoes far and wide, and when they talk about its badass leader, the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity... well, they're not talking about me. Either way, however, I'm still gonna kick your ass!"

 

[William MacKay]

"get me the most beautiful, feminine women (and men (equal opportunities)) and about 5lbs of Viagra, billions in cheques, 20 gallons of Relentless Energy Drink and all the seized marijuana in the world and i'll save you. sign here..."

 

[gibboss28]

"Its my round then?"

 

[William MacKay]

"Oh, so my doomsday machine works. Not in the way I intended, but oh well. Whatever!"

how DID you intend it to work?

 

[geezah91]

Wait!! Come Back!!! It's only the 20th December!!!

 

[-Dragmire-]

oops...

EDIT: 2nd option: and boom goes the dynamite.

 

[Baradiel]

"Well... bugger me... Seriously. Might as well!"

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

"Eh, I've done worse."

 

[Free Thinker]

"I bet my friend $5 I couldn't drop a grenade to the center of the Earth..."

 

[Baradiel]

"Oh, so my doomsday machine works. Not in the way I intended, but oh well. Whatever!"

What did you think it was going to do? Call something a Doomsday machine, and its expected that it cause doomsday!

Edit: Damn. Ninja'd

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Me: "*sigh* great, another one, why does this keep HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!!"
random person nearby: "umm..."
Me again: "SHUT UP! I'M DONE HERE, GOOD BYE" *sits*

and then the Earth would be destroyed, AGAIN.