You have single handedly started the end of days, what do you say?

[TheButteryGoodness]

uh oh, spaghetti o's!

 

[Totenkopf]

"Okay, just let me get my sword, I'll handle this..."
Heroic death here I come!

 

[Something Amyss]

One day, while walking down the street, you came across a magic demonic head from the 6th dimension...from the future.

One thing lead to another, and now a giant ancient monster is going to destroy the world.

What is the first thing you say to yourself after releasing this beast.



Me?

"Well I guess I gotta stop this thing...right after a little bit of video games, then I'll stop him."

I always knew I'd end the world somehow....

I guess stand outside somewhere with a "The end is nigh!" sign, and laugh maniacally as people ignore me.

 

[Tizzmarelda]

" theres only one way to fix this!.....RAWK OFF!" because we all know demons MUST accept a rock off challenge when its been thrown down! Cmon Tenacious D!

 

[teh_Canape]

alright now y'all wait just a god damn second

this is not my beautiful house... and you are not my beautiful wife

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Find someone to blame really quick, point at them and say...

Spoiler: He did it, not me!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"Finally! My dream has finally come to pass! Humanity shall finally be crushed like the insignificant bug that it is! MWHAHAHAHA!"
I'm evil, what do you expect?

 

[proctorninja2]

"lets see anyone top this" or "and thanks for all the fish"*explosion

 

[Mikaze]

"...fuck. Don't suppose I could convince you to put it off a few days until after Portal 2 comes out?"

 

[drbarno]

"wait a second... this is a dream right?"

 

[umbak]

"Let the Lord of Chaos rule ....."

 

[Phlakes]

"Um... er... it was him!"

 

[RanD00M]

Fuck those one liners and whatever I'm just gonna pop this baby on and go kick some ass.

Man I miss GTA: VC in the olden days.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"I am really Hitler in disguise, by the way."

 

[Auxiliary]

"Oh please, giant ancient monsters are so 2010. Call me when the world is being destroyed by a giant platypus"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gM5TjSOQ48

 

[Sniper Team 4]

"Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way." Seriously, that's all I got.

 

[steevee]

I'd call a world conference under the guise of knowing how to stop the inevitable apocolypse.


And once I have the attention of the world...


Never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down......

or, play Still Alive

 

[Exius Xavarus]

"Hah. Hahah. Hahahahaha. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[Mastercylinder]

"Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks."