You have skittles for eyes!

[Cheery Lunatic]

...cuz all you see are happy, gay rainbows!

That's what I yelled at my friend when she said Andrew Garfield looked like a kid that I hated from my school. Yeah, it didn't make much sense out loud either.

Soooo fellas, name your dumbest comebacks/insults. Or stupid ones that have been aimed at you.

 

[Nouw]

"Nerd." So what if I'm smart? At least I'll get a job you twat.

 

[Plurralbles]

"Your face is-"


To anything, really. It's stupid and unfunny. I got out of hte habit of saying it though. Now I'm actually funny again.

 

[SimuLord]

Girl: "You're gonna end up working at McDonald's, you loser."
Me: "Beats working a street corner, you whore."

In my defense, that girl WAS a whore---or at least a massive slut. If you took all the dicks she's had in her and laid them end to end you could stretch them to the fuckin' moon.

 

[ayuri]

me and my friend were on a bus with someone who was not suck a nice guy and we asked him his name. He said swears at us like f off when we asked his name and then we asked if what he said was his name was and at one point we thought he said grasschick (slured words). then at one of our class outings I called him a grasschick and he stormed off angry a teacher heard it and saw, I got in so much trouble because they said it was a racial slur (because of his race) they had no clue what it meant but they tried to pin me with being a racist.
also someone called me a ****** and I said, because I was working with an exacto knife, "a word for the wise some people might get angry and stab you" and then he said "oh yea while i could throw these scisors into your eye and stab you with this exacto knife". He also was working on the project I left for lunch (we both were staying after the bell) and I saw him tattling on me (I swear it was not a threat) and I got in trouble with that too.
Grade 7 was the most interesting year of my life.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Girl: "You're gonna end up working at McDonald's, you loser."
Me: "Beats working a street corner, you whore."

In my defense, that girl WAS a whore---or at least a massive slut. If you took all the dicks she's had in her and laid them end to end you could stretch them to the fuckin' moon.

Metaphorical or literal dicks???

Ed: Oh IN her...sorry i skimmed your post...

 

[SimuLord]

Girl: "You're gonna end up working at McDonald's, you loser."
Me: "Beats working a street corner, you whore."

In my defense, that girl WAS a whore---or at least a massive slut. If you took all the dicks she's had in her and laid them end to end you could stretch them to the fuckin' moon.

Metaphorical or literal dicks???

Ed: Oh IN her...sorry i skimmed your post...

230,000 miles at ~10,000 dicks per mile (that would put the length of average at about 6.3 inches...) Yeah. She's that slutty.

 

[crudus]

"you are really cute when you are angry"

I said this totally hammered. This guy was in the middle of threatening my life. So the insult was subtle.

Girl: "You're gonna end up working at McDonald's, you loser."
Me: "Beats working a street corner, you whore."

In my defense, that girl WAS a whore---or at least a massive slut. If you took all the dicks she's had in her and laid them end to end you could stretch them to the fuckin' moon.

Hmm, that has a potential to insult a lot of people.

 

[Le Proon]

'Often when drunk, you say things you don't really mean.'

Said to my sister who I share a nice rivalry with... the morning after I returned home after out-drinking my friend (who has had almost four years of drinking experience on me, this being my 1st year of legitimate drinking... not legal, legitimate.)

Apparently I apologised for being a not fantastic brother... not that I don;t, I just couldn't pass another sting at her.