You have some falling to do

[johnsom]

There was a lawn there yesterday.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I daresay, would it be alright if I pondered the consistency of the universe? Think of it, I should never really hit the ground, what with all of the air particles in my way. Why, they should be so packed together that I just shouldn't hit the ground. Speaking of which, why haven't I hit it yet? I do believe I must call upon Candle Jack so that this ends qui-

 

[ilspooner]

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky...

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"GOD DAMN RESPAWN LAG!!!'


I'll be yelling so I can hear myself over the wind

 

[helldragonX]

I wouldn't have any thoughts, I wouldn't even register that I was falling till right before I hit the ground.(Not a morning person)

 

[EmeraldGreen]

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to find out if the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's entry on flying is correct. It's not like you have anything to lose, right?

 

[Glaive_21842]

"fuck....."

 

[ultimateownage]

That about sums it up.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

AHHH not again!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-?!!!

 

[tobi the good boy]

Hello ground

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

"I hope I land on somebody."

 

[C95J]

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

[Nanaki316]

"I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"

 

[Underground Man]

"I wonder how fast I can go. And what tricks I can do. FOR SCIENCE."

And then proceed to remove my clothing and aim for the place I can see with the most amount of people. Hopefully I can hit a parked car.

That made me lol.

It would be sort of satisfying. Your last moments would be the ultimate FU to society. I'd definitely get a few chuckles out of imagining the poor saps that have to powerwash my brains off the pavement later.

 

[yoz13]

...Well that was strange

 

[Jimson]

Did I leave the Stove on?

 

[Rofl-kamikaze]

*crosses fingers, closes eyes, drops like a pin* "Oh God I hope I hit the downslope of a waterslide"