You have some falling to do

[thom_cat_]

am i the only one who listens to lemon demon?

DAMN. I was going to post that

 

[SnipErlite]

FUCK YEAHHH THIS IS AWESOME.

>.>

<.<

What? I like the feeling of free-falling. Anyway you may as well enjoy your last moments...

 

[Jedoro]

"Damn it, Tanner..."

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

"This wouldn't be happening if I had brought my towel with me."

 

[Still Life]

"Ugh. What the fuck did I shoot last night, man".

 

[Not-here-anymore]

"Well, this is annoying."

Depending on how long I have, I'd either phone a few people to have a last little chat, or try very hard to learn how to fly. Mostly the learning to fly bit.

 

[Funkysandwich]

"What is this I don't even"

 

[Something Amyss]

am I dreaming? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*thud*

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Scream like a girl Bellow with rage.

[sub]Respawn in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...[/sub]

 

[Snake Plissken]

"I knew it! You can't trust gravity; it's only a THEORY!"

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd try and learn how to fly or at least glide. If that can't be accomplished, then I guess I'll just become a human projectile and aim for something.

 

[Stamaris]

Five pages in and nobody has said this yet? My mind, she is blown.

"With my last words, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I curse Newton!!!!

Well, you know what the folks in Mass Effect 2 say about Sir Isaac Newton...
OT: It depends on the length of the fall. If it's going to be one of those Resonance of Fate-style falls, then: "Looks like I'm about to die as I lived. Eventually."
If it's a lot shorter than that, then any other generic pop culture reference that I happen to have time for, but can't think of at this current moment.

 

[Gunjack65]

Damnit, I shouldent of divided my zero last night.

 

[Super Toast]

"This must be another one of Allan's silly pranks. What a joker."

 

[delh3043]

wonder if i can hit my bosses car

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Well I wake up every morning feeling like P diddy, so id be licking my teeth and trying to find a bottle of Jack Daniels

 

[tomtom94]

Bollocks Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsplat.

Or I attempt to recall the last monologue of the whale from Hitchhiker's Guide.

 

[willsham45]

I Knew I should have taken up that offer on the parashuot,
I feel like that guy in road runner
Well this beats work

weeeeeee