I'd prefer being the biggest douchebag I possibly could be to every single nation, making myself the largest threat to the world, moving towards tyranny should I have actual power. Once I have full control of a country, I would literally force the country to bend to my will and learn to treat every other human being in a respectful manor. At the end of this, when I feel that this is done, I'll point out that what I was doing is still a wrong means to this end and face my own punishment set up for such a crime.