You have to beat one infamously bad game
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Zelda 2 isn't infamously bad , is it?Pearwood said:I guess I'd pick Skyrim. I can put up with mind blowingly stupid How to Train Your Dragon fanfic, I can put up with that I guess.
But seriously I'd say one of those really hard but on the whole well made platformers of days gone by like Zelda 2 or something.
Contra , no extra lives , final desination. Wait thats not a bad game , just really hard.
Let's try again.
Ninja gaiden 3 , no extra lives, final destination. Ughhh i think i'm doing this wrong .
Take three .
FINAL FANTASY: Mystic quest . If you don't know what that is count yourself lucky . Although the music for the battles are pretty awsome , i'll post it in the edit.
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I already beat God of War III, and I don't ever want to do that again, but it's the only horrid vomitous mass of data I'd be willing to play again out of the awful games I've ever played.
...wow... that makes me feel like an asshole for even considering to post it...
(No offense to anyone who liked the game... but I found it absolutely...blech)
...wow... that makes me feel like an asshole for even considering to post it...
(No offense to anyone who liked the game... but I found it absolutely...blech)
Cheetahmen (any of them in the "series")
It is, without question, the absolute worst video game I've ever seen.
And that is the worst in a LONG fucking list of contenders (including the likes of Superman 64, the CDi Zelda games, E.T. for the Atari 2600, Nosferatu, the Last Vampire for the NES, or any shovelware game)
This is the one and only game that abjectly fails at EVERYTHING conceivable. Sound. Graphics. Or any styling of either.
It crashes seemingly at random, and the gameplay is glitched beyond playability; including a glitch that enabled me to jump infinitely off of the screen, or another glitch that caused me to be able to move around as a pixelated mess ON THE GAME OVER SCREEN.
When you ignore the glitches, you're still left with an awful platformer-brawler thing.
I cannot find a single redeeming quality about it.
It is, without question, the absolute worst video game I've ever seen.
And that is the worst in a LONG fucking list of contenders (including the likes of Superman 64, the CDi Zelda games, E.T. for the Atari 2600, Nosferatu, the Last Vampire for the NES, or any shovelware game)
This is the one and only game that abjectly fails at EVERYTHING conceivable. Sound. Graphics. Or any styling of either.
It crashes seemingly at random, and the gameplay is glitched beyond playability; including a glitch that enabled me to jump infinitely off of the screen, or another glitch that caused me to be able to move around as a pixelated mess ON THE GAME OVER SCREEN.
When you ignore the glitches, you're still left with an awful platformer-brawler thing.
I cannot find a single redeeming quality about it.
Can I choose The Witcher 2? I like the game but my PC cannot run it at more than 3 FPS when any action starts to happen, which beings me more rage than poor design ever could.
My mom and I beat E.T. when I was little.
Weird thing was, I remember us being crazy excited about it, despite hating the game itself. It was like a mission of vengeance, of principal, and we won.
Good times.
Weird thing was, I remember us being crazy excited about it, despite hating the game itself. It was like a mission of vengeance, of principal, and we won.
Good times.
NOOOOOO dont make me play Drake and the 99 Dragons *takes out katana* id rather comment Seppuku however its spelled
Barbie's Horse adventure. I played it when I was 7 or 8 and actually had fun so playing it again might not make me want to stab my eyes with a spoon
Infamously bad game? I actually already played inFamous to the end. Three times. How I managed to resist suicide and pull that off, I have no idea. But that game was horrid.hoboman29 said:
I couldn't get to the end of Okami, but that wasn't for lack of trying. I tried, but it was the lack of properly tested controls that did me in. So I can't pick that either because it's literally impossible to make it to the end of that game.
I also already played Command and Conquer 4 to the end, and Duke Nukem Forever as well (even though I didn't actually think it was that bad; not great by any means, but I'm surprised it got mentioned so many times here).
Oh, and I saw some mention of Sonic games, so let's review all the suffering I went through with those: I played Sonic Adventure 2 to the end. I played Sonic Heroes to the end. I played Shadow the Hedgehog to the end. I played Sonic Rush to the end.
But wait, spin-offs! I played Sonic Labyrinth to the end. Just about every other Sonic Game Gear game sucked too, and I played most of those to the end. I played Sonic Battle to the end. I played Sonic R to the end.
That's a whole mountain of hedgehog shaped shit I've trudged through. The only crappy Sonic game I started but didn't reach the end of was Sonic Colors, and that was because I was slowly feeling myself slip into a coma. That game is so god damn boring and so god damn awful that I think getting through the three levels I did force myself through was actually more suffering than the entirety of Sonic Labyrinth and Sonic R combined.
And since I'm sitting here with a copy of Skyward Sword, let's go over some crappy Zelda games I've played to the end. Four Swords Adventures. Majora's Mask. Phantom Hourglass. Spirit Tracks. Good grief, that Link's Crossbow Training game they made to promote the Wii Zapper was better than those four games. I'd rather try the CD-i games than play any of those four games again.
...I could keep going, but you know what? I think I've already played my fair share of crappy games to their end. I'm going to need therapy just from remembering all of this garbage that I've played. So let's just call it even on the "I have to pick another bad game to suffer through" thing, okay?
Of all those games though, I'd easily pick Duke. Again, I didn't think it was that bad, but if enough other people do that it counts, sign me up to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'd much rather play Duke Nukem Forever again than shit like inFamous, Majora's Mask, or Sonic Colors.
