You have to get a christmas present for your avatar.

[NeutralDrow]

I wonder what exactly a pair of dream demon familiars would want.

Wait, catnip. Catnip and wine. I think Len in particular would like those. As for White Len...well, I would imagine she'd want actual control over the tatari avatars that she creates from peoples' nightmares, but I don't think I'd turn the reins of a Nrvnqsr Chaos or Shiki Nanaya over to her. I'd give her some shiny cat toys, instead.

She'd probably kill me for it, but it would be worth the joke.

 

[Brownie101]

Mine would probably want a "My First Gauss Rifle". In return, I'd probably be killed to appease the C'Tan. Not a very good trade, in my opinion.

 

[Berserker119]

Oh, that's an easy one: More beer!

 

[VicunaBlue]

I assume an iPhone charger. I mean, what else could he use?

 

[ahrnygoose]

Bread crumbs, a power bar, and a condom.

 

[mark-the-stampede]

i think he would be happy with some alcohol

 

[Kingdom Spleens]

moon pearl

 

[ahrnygoose]

Oh, that's an easy one: More beer!

Don't forget the cheap vodka in a paper bag.

 

[Professor Idle]

Nice to see so many replies! All adds to the christmas cheer, doesn't it?

 

[emeraldrafael]

I have to buy Brooks Orpik and Kris Letang a gift hunh?

Well... I dont think I can get them a good gift, just maybe that they win the Winter Classic and The Stanley Cup. Though maybe more the Winter Classic since its closer.

And for kris letang, ensure he gets in the all star game.

 

[badgersprite]

...My soul, maybe? Or a replacement raven. If I can't get any of that I'd just give her some more bitchin' cloaks or something.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

A new water bowl

 

[Knusper]

Well, presents for Cthulhu sure isn't easy. Maybe some souls...

As for what he is likely to give to me? Cthulhu's only gift is that he doesn't consume my soul, he wouldn't exactly be a very good Elder One if he went around giving gifts.

 

[The Long Road]

More Sandviches. Or lots of $200 Custom-2 cartridges for Sasha.

 

[RatRace123]

A new filtering system?
Some Geth data maybe?

 

[smearyllama]

Well folks, it's Dale Cooper.
He loves pie.
Also, a voucher for a trip to the exorcist's office would be handy.
/spoiler

 

[vaderaider]

MOAR SHHUGAAAA!

 

[Jerome9157]

A cure.

 

[The87Italians]

Probably a bottle of scotch. I think he'd like that.