You have to get a christmas present for your avatar.

[Shycte]

Ballons and dead children to eat.

 

[Professor Idle]

How can I gift myself something?

Develop multiple personalities.

 

[Furyaki12]

A shiny new set of hips. I'd probably get some teeth in exchange.

 

[Gammaj4]

I think he'd like a brand new spider to rip to shreds.
He's been a good imp this year.

 

[Crazycat690]

RDR, so he knows what'll happen.

 

[DMonkey]

My stomach!

 

[SD-Fiend]

an Ice cream maker

 

[TimeLord]

A new Sonic Screwdriver.

 

[2xDouble]

All he wants is a nice, juicy steak. Perhaps a baby Skritt to play with.

All I'd want in return is his continued companionship... because he's got laser vision and can burn things for me. heh.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Um, Chocolate

And then he would probably kill me.

 

[GLo Jones]

Well despite the fact wikipedia says 'Tapirs near a water source will swim, sink to the bottom and walk along the riverbed to feed', it also says they eat mainly fruit, berries, and leaves. I'd probably get it a fruit basket and some salad. Merry Christmas Tapir, merry Christmas.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Fool!

I AM MY AVATAR!

 

[Knight Templar]

Jerusalem I suppose.

 

[BabyRaptor]

Thanks for reminding me that I need to find a permanent avatar. Been meaning to do that and keep forgetting.

As to what I would get this one...I don't know. Different color paint for the words? What does text like?

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

A paper towel.

 

[Ghhostface]

a BFG

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Probably a rice ball. That or some tea. Renamon is rather simple in her tastes, and anything that would make her happy as well as ease the taxing on my wallet is fine with me.

[sub]She's so accepting...[/sub]

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Spoiler: Damn you Escapist.

Display my post. How dare you disobey me.

 

[IronDefender410]

A gatling laser and a new set of T-51b Power Armor

 

[Ldude893]

A can of NOVA 6 that automatically opens when he gets his hands on it.