You have to make a zombie movie with a twist
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the disease makes evryone see zombies and beleve they are the only ones left alive mass carnage follows till one is left....oh and they can only be killed by chopping the head off....and as a side affect anyone scottish will speak with a spanish accent while beleving they are from Egypt
Ok. So the zombies... have jetpacks!
No? Hmm. All the zombies become insurance salesmen that have wrist-mounted clipboard cannons?
No? Hmm. All the zombies become insurance salesmen that have wrist-mounted clipboard cannons?
There isn't a real zombie invasion, in the end you find out that there was only 1 lonely zombie who made everything up to feel less alone
All my zombies will act like dandies. Complete with cosmetics and period outfits ... and they will crave not human flesh, but high culture.
The Zombies are intelligent, create a nation, set up a military, and set off to conquer the earth.
The zombies are all sheep! And when they 'turn' a human, it turns into a weresheep-zom ... dammit, that's been done.
OT: Okay, for real this time. The zombies are just people. The infection causes parts of their flesh to only affect light outside the visible spectrum, giving the illusion of missing flesh ... but here's the kicker, a zombie doesn't see the visible spectrum, they actually see the spectrum in which the entirety of the zombie is visible. So to zombies, zombies look like people and people look like oddly-coloured zombie-things, and to people, zombies look like zombies, and people look like people. And the final kicker, apart from the change in eye-sight and skin colour-stuff, there is no difference between a zombie and a human, they even maintain their sense of self when they change. And at no point in the movie does a zombie attack a human, it is always defensive actions, and the minor cuts don't spread the infection, because the infection is air-borne, and through a combination of incubation times and the fact that the infection needs an open wound to spread, it just appear that the zombies are causing the spread.
That's right, it is a movie about racism.
OT: Okay, for real this time. The zombies are just people. The infection causes parts of their flesh to only affect light outside the visible spectrum, giving the illusion of missing flesh ... but here's the kicker, a zombie doesn't see the visible spectrum, they actually see the spectrum in which the entirety of the zombie is visible. So to zombies, zombies look like people and people look like oddly-coloured zombie-things, and to people, zombies look like zombies, and people look like people. And the final kicker, apart from the change in eye-sight and skin colour-stuff, there is no difference between a zombie and a human, they even maintain their sense of self when they change. And at no point in the movie does a zombie attack a human, it is always defensive actions, and the minor cuts don't spread the infection, because the infection is air-borne, and through a combination of incubation times and the fact that the infection needs an open wound to spread, it just appear that the zombies are causing the spread.
That's right, it is a movie about racism.
All of these at once. It would essentially be half 28 Days Later, half Shaun of the Dead, and half Lesbian Vampire Slayers. Yeah I know that's three halves, that's because this movie would be 50% better than any other zombie movie.nuba km said:
The exact opposite of the typical zombie movie happens.
The black dude lives the longest.
The bad-ass dies in the most un-epic way.
The Zombie virus WASN'T created by some evil experiment,it was created by a failed volcano science project.
The chick actually does something other than be a sexual appeal.
The guy who goes into the dark room/alley alone unarmed comes out alive.
Their weakness is not a gun or some antivirus,their weaknesses are bagpipes and vuvuzelas.
Welcome to the parallel universe know as my mind.
The black dude lives the longest.
The bad-ass dies in the most un-epic way.
The Zombie virus WASN'T created by some evil experiment,it was created by a failed volcano science project.
The chick actually does something other than be a sexual appeal.
The guy who goes into the dark room/alley alone unarmed comes out alive.
Their weakness is not a gun or some antivirus,their weaknesses are bagpipes and vuvuzelas.
Welcome to the parallel universe know as my mind.
I would have 4 survivors who have learned how to survive in the zombie apocalypse. There would be two white guys, a black guy, and a chick. They would keep making their way to possible rescues, but it would always seem to go wrong for them and they would be forced to head back out into the zombie infested lands. The last thing I would put in is have the zombies evolve into different types. They would be the one with claws and the ability to jump really far, the fat one who could attract the normal zombies somehow, one that could use his tongue like a lasso, and the last one would be a nearly unstoppable force of muscle that can only barely be taken down with great coordination from the 4 survivors.
I wonder what I should call my story about 4 survivors who keep getting left by possible rescues to wonder amongst the dead? Any suggestions?
I wonder what I should call my story about 4 survivors who keep getting left by possible rescues to wonder amongst the dead? Any suggestions?
