You have to make a zombie movie with a twist

[Ultraman950]

It turns out they were just angry at the dry cleaners for not getting rid of their grass stains-- oh, wait. Someone already did that.

...

The Zombie King is John Marston! Yeah! And Frank West is his descendent, and they can only die by being hit on the head with blocks of wool, Minecraft-style!

*Takes another shot of whiskey*

An' all thehr dogsh are bucketsh. *Passes out*

 

[LadyRhian]

No, no... the Zombies *are* the Bieber fans!

 

[rubinigosa]

In my Zombie Movie, the Zombies are all blind. But their senses are heightened so that a simple sound makes them very alert. Even if they can't see you, their hearing, smell, and touch can be just as deadly. Plus it'd make the movie scarier, imagine you going through the Mall with them around you. A simple mistake and they are all over you *shrugs* Yikes.

Its an anime and manga but Highschool of the dead uses this.

Wow.. I totally guessed that, I didn't know an Anime used that idea Haha. Alright i'll make a new twist then.. Mm *thinking* Ok:

The Zombies are actually huggable people.. they go after you and just hug you for the longest time. People at first will they they're trying to kill us, but then when someone is 'attacked' they realize the zombie is just hugging onto them with no happy or scary expression. Sometimes a horde of them will group hug someone. The situation just seems odd and is shown on Fox that killing them is wrong (lol). Which would be.. because like I wouldn't kill a zombie hugging me, i'd just keep my distance and have him/her hug someone else XD

I would watch that...but how long are they hugging and will you be able to move ? cause if they hug for a rely long time will you not starve to death ?...and it also sound like my personal hell *cries*
EDIT: Did not notice the part about that they could smell you better because Higschool of death do not have that...Sorry

It's cool trust me man *Smiles* and they don't let go- they hug you forever which you can actually get out of their hug with some effort but they come after you for hugs (I'm laughing so hard right now imaginging this). If a horde hugs onto you like a Group hug, it's much harder and if (somehow) you broke a limb then yeah you could starve to death.

Its not zombies...I-its crazy fans so delusional they think everyone is the celebrity they adore...or not ?
Zombies that try to hug you sounds relay scary...Seriously...That explains way they often walk with there arms in the air...they are trying to hug you *panics*
But how can you defend yourself ?

Nah that would be to silly if they were that crazed and dillusional. It's actually Zombies but they are into hugging and don't need to eat/sleep/drink/ect. They just hug onto you because they can't really support themselves and it wears them out but they won't stop chasing you to hug onto you ironicly (LOL). Way to defend yourself are these things here:
1) Have someone in the way so they hug onto that person
2) Lock them in a closet or room, because they aren't going to break in.. they don't think like us.
3) Simply shoving or pushing them away is a way but not that effective cause they won't stop. Even if you push them down, they won't get angry or violent they'll just come back up to hug.
4) Killing them.. but, that's pretty sad cause they aren't doing anything bad.
5) Putting something heavy on them, like putting equipment onto their back or attach something to their leg and they'll just pretty much be stuck, not struggle like a maniac but they'll try to move.

Haha, hope this answers your question. Wow, we're really getting into this Zombie Thread huh? Shows how good it is in general then

Ye,but now the ultimate question...how do you become one ?
If they do not hurt you and they need you to support them self / hugging then the reason to infect others disappears.But if they cant infect it should only exists one.

 

[Mikeyfell]

That's easy. I'd make the zombies the good guys.

that's the best Idea I've heard all week

granted it is still Tuesday.
I would watch this movie

 

[Nooners]

The zombies don't really care much for human flesh so much as their supplies: gas, water (which then becomes infected), cattle, vegetables, money, etc. But when they're attacked, they basically turn into the Common Infected from L4D: fast as hell.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be like any other zombie movie...except the zombies are all well-dressed, upper-class nobility with impeccable attire and manners. They don't shuffle as much as they slide with a visible air of injured dignity, as if they were embarrassed to be seen with the rest of slovenly humanity.

They eat babies fresh from birth and live fetuses freshly taken from late abortion clinics.

They support both pro-choice and pro-life. The entire movie is about two groups of dignified zombies who debate about which form of nourishment is best.

It's a 3-hour long bout of political dialogue interspersed by scenes of zombies looking out into the sunset wondering if everything they've struggled for is all worth it.

Have I ever told you that everything you ever post is incredibly awesome?

Have I ever told you that I orgasm every time you flatter me? ^_~

 

[rubinigosa]

In my Zombie Movie, the Zombies are all blind. But their senses are heightened so that a simple sound makes them very alert. Even if they can't see you, their hearing, smell, and touch can be just as deadly. Plus it'd make the movie scarier, imagine you going through the Mall with them around you. A simple mistake and they are all over you *shrugs* Yikes.

Its an anime and manga but Highschool of the dead uses this.

Wow.. I totally guessed that, I didn't know an Anime used that idea Haha. Alright i'll make a new twist then.. Mm *thinking* Ok:

The Zombies are actually huggable people.. they go after you and just hug you for the longest time. People at first will they they're trying to kill us, but then when someone is 'attacked' they realize the zombie is just hugging onto them with no happy or scary expression. Sometimes a horde of them will group hug someone. The situation just seems odd and is shown on Fox that killing them is wrong (lol). Which would be.. because like I wouldn't kill a zombie hugging me, i'd just keep my distance and have him/her hug someone else XD

I would watch that...but how long are they hugging and will you be able to move ? cause if they hug for a rely long time will you not starve to death ?...and it also sound like my personal hell *cries*
EDIT: Did not notice the part about that they could smell you better because Higschool of death do not have that...Sorry

It's cool trust me man *Smiles* and they don't let go- they hug you forever which you can actually get out of their hug with some effort but they come after you for hugs (I'm laughing so hard right now imaginging this). If a horde hugs onto you like a Group hug, it's much harder and if (somehow) you broke a limb then yeah you could starve to death.

Its not zombies...I-its crazy fans so delusional they think everyone is the celebrity they adore...or not ?
Zombies that try to hug you sounds relay scary...Seriously...That explains way they often walk with there arms in the air...they are trying to hug you *panics*
But how can you defend yourself ?

Nah that would be to silly if they were that crazed and dillusional. It's actually Zombies but they are into hugging and don't need to eat/sleep/drink/ect. They just hug onto you because they can't really support themselves and it wears them out but they won't stop chasing you to hug onto you ironicly (LOL). Way to defend yourself are these things here:
1) Have someone in the way so they hug onto that person
2) Lock them in a closet or room, because they aren't going to break in.. they don't think like us.
3) Simply shoving or pushing them away is a way but not that effective cause they won't stop. Even if you push them down, they won't get angry or violent they'll just come back up to hug.
4) Killing them.. but, that's pretty sad cause they aren't doing anything bad.
5) Putting something heavy on them, like putting equipment onto their back or attach something to their leg and they'll just pretty much be stuck, not struggle like a maniac but they'll try to move.

Haha, hope this answers your question. Wow, we're really getting into this Zombie Thread huh? Shows how good it is in general then

Ye,but now the ultimate question...how do you become one ?
If they do not hurt you and they need you to support them self / hugging then the reason to infect others disappears.But if they cant infect it should only exists one.

Oh yea, my apologies for not explaining that. The way to get infected isn't by them really, it's when someone dies- When someone dies, they become a Zombie. How? This is the cool part that I planned out

When a Zombie hugs you, you are now infected. But, you don't turn into a Zombie. You're alive and healthy.. until you die by age, starvation, murder, ect. then the hidden gene takes over and you become a Zombie! Bam.. see? Awesome huh? It's like if you are hugged or touched by one (which is hugging I bet) then you carry on their genetics like a genetic disease. It doesn't affect you until you die, then your corpse is hugging onto people and spreading the infection. Glad you asked! How is that response for you? ^_^

Its a awesome response ...but then way 3 for defending only work if you use a stick .And also if it in the gens what happens if you get a child while being infected and what happens then with miscarriage and if the mother dies while giving birth to the child?...you should make a book or manga of this it would be hilarious.

 

[LilGherkin]

You label the movie as a documentary at the very end, throw in some statistics and whatnot, then when everyone is confused you pay the ushers of the movie theater to come in dressed as zombies and bite planted people in the crowd that start to "change" and scare everyone.

 

[Madman123456]

I think i'll have humans bite the zombies and then the zombies turn into humans and the last surviving zombies try to survive the onslaught of humanity.

Or maybe i'll take the 100 hours with Justin Bieber. Maybe if i rip his head off, he'll turn into a real handsome Prince. It was a Prince right?

My Twist would be that the protagonist kills a Zombie and he drops a Feather.
Then, through flashbacks and other clues, he discovers that he has been taking an experimental Drug that alters your vision and makes everything smooth and round.
And then he discovers he's been living in Minecraft!
And then he wakes up from a weird Dream! And then a real Zombie Apocalypse happens! Which isn't a zombieapocalypse at all, but animatronic Disney robots gone insane! And they are undead! Because their Circuits have been chewed on by stupid Vampires! Who have been bitten by Werewolfs!
And then the Protagonist meets a Ghost who plays World of Warcraft and tells him to get a life!


Ok, now i'm off to get a new supply of !.

 

[-Samurai-]

I think I'll take the time with Bieber. Chances are he's a gamer, so that could be fun. Not to mention not liking his music doesn't make him a bad person. Being friends with a super popular celebrity could have its advantages.

 

[blazearmoru]

With the zombies being the good guy... There is already a movie like that in the form of an anime, but zombies are replaced with vampires. Look up shiki. Don't get me wrong though, that is a kickass twist, and I'm using the same twist for a story I'm currently writing, but it's only one of many twists.

Hmm... The unique thing? Being infected does not cause death, but gives limited immortality (age) in the form of a quickly degenerating body that can only regenerate itself by eating an unaffected of the same race of creature you are, so humans have to eat humans, though eating unaffected of other races will stop the degenerating process but will age fairly quickly giving a type of lifespan of 30~40 years. Zombies have super recovery as well with the ability to regrow any lost body part with the exception of the brain or heart in a matter of hours by eating the flesh of their their own uninfected race. The degeneration causes pain which eventually leads to insanity, but can be regenerated by eating uninfected same race flesh, though normal pain still applies, eating uninfected of other races will stop the degeneration process but cause the body to age. If the degeneration process takes its course without food, the brain will malfunction causing reason to disappear but logic will remain causing the infected to be just like widely known zombie we have think of today. The virus spreads through blood through any opening - ie mouth, eyes, ears, nose etc. The virus can be transfered to any animal and from any animal.

In the beginning, a group of people in a countryside village become infected by one person spreading to the animals and they all have a craving for fresh animal meat. A few infected animals broke free and attacked the neighboring people. The neighboring people became afraid of them and took action against them, tracing back to the village. Seeing the barbaric ways of the people of the village, they attacked the infected. The infected retaliated etc etc. War starts, powerful people become infected, some by force, others voluntarily. I can get into detail but meh...
In the end, humans are like cows. Mass produced as food for intellectual zombies that have attained immortality.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

It takes place in a school.
Theres only one protagonist. He grabs a gun and starts clearing out the place.
The school now safe, he eventually has to venture outside.
He sees a Zombie Cop that shoots him in the shoulder.

That when he snaps out of it.

There never were any zombies, he just murdered his class mates.

 

[Freethinker101]

For mine, your a boy whose known nothing but the infected horde, that has onslaught his life, and family, as he was on the run, he finds a civilization, that's sole reason for being their is to domesticate zombies. When he enters he is asked for a blood sample only to find that he in fact is a high-bred zombie that looks like a human, but doesn't age. So he is thrown into the cell with other zombies, who start to be effected by his mutation and they all return to normal looking humans and attack their captives for the brutal studies taken on them...

 

[Nalesnik]

In the year 2055, computer AI and robot kinematics have advanced far enough where life-like androids are possible and are a common sight. We use them in almost every capacity possible, manual labour, scientific research, administrative positions, entertainment, pleasure *wink* etc.... Humanity is on the fast track for a new apex of society until... a viral computer virus infects the android population, and causes them to malfunction. They start to lose their higher brain functions, their hardware starts to rust, and their biological components rot. Now the androids' only goal is to survive using basic animal instinct, and the only way they can do that is to assimilate human flesh into themselves...

Yea, that's right, my idea is zombie robots, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

[Boom129]

Cyberpunk Zombies
done

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Ok, I see some good ones here, but I'm gonna have to take one from the OP and twist that.

4.only English people turn into zombies

All the zombies are English. And I mean high-class English. As in men sprout a monocle shortly after they are first bitten.

"I say, Chapman, are you shambling with your left foot forward? I believe we agreed on the right foot."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry William, its just that last attack from the humans took my right foot sort of, well, off."
"Really? How did it happen?"
"You remember that one with the shotgun?"
"Oh, yes, quite. His brains were like a good Stilton they were."
"Well, when you started eating his brains, he wasn't quite dead you see..."
"Oh dear."
"And he was still holding the shotgun at the time, and see, I was trying to get at his sweetmeats so..."
"I see. Well, in that case, EVERYBODY SHAMBLE LEFT!"
BONG BONG BONG
"RIGHT, we will continue shambling later! I have the tea, now, which one of you lads brought the crumpets, Cheshire, and brains?"
"I have them right here love."
"Oh, thank you Mumsy, you always make the best brains."

That... that... I have no words to describe how awesome that would be.

 

[Double A]

That's easy. I'd make the zombies the good guys.

Not as original as you might think.

You could at least provide some links.

OT: The movie is from the viewpoint of a dog who became a zombie, but since he's a dog and not a human, instead of becoming a mindless braineater, he gains sentience... and necrosis.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

mmm. If I were to thrown in a twist it would be that the zombies still retain some cognitive function. They learn to put the most human of their number at the front ranks, and scream "don't hurt me! and I thought you loved me!" as they charge. I just think it'd be so unsettling to imagine a zombie, just as hungry for human flesh but somehow capable of abusing our emotion.