You have to make a zombie movie with a twist

[lobster1077]

God sides with the zombies and sends zombie angels to destroy Earth because he thinks Earth is full of sinners and cannot be saved...I win

Wait a minute isn't that what jehovahs witnesses believe alongside god saving them all in a minibus?, I distinctly remember a ranting jehovo mentioning such things.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I'd like it set in an Medieval setting. Perhaps a village of germanic forrest farmers. They fight them off often and for a long time, but there are still more and more coming. So they have to flee with the survivors,flee along a long straight treeless stripe in the wilds, thats only filled with the overgrown skeletons of big beings that are not really recognizable. After some surprising events only about 10 of them gets out of the wilds...and stands inmits the ruins of a modern city, nearly completely taken back by nature.....ooooooooooooooooohhhhh

 

[Something Amyss]

they're not a faceless plague. Pretty sure that's all I need to do to stand out from the pack.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Here we go, there are good and bad zombies. Good Zombies are people who died while in a peaceful state or while they were at peace with themselves or self sacrifice. While the bad zombies are all the rest who died in fear, anger, or hatred.

Good Zombies still turn people into zombites if they bite them, but they defened themslves. They are messangers from the after life to warn of the coming apocalypse. The Bad Zombies are those who want to be 'normal' again and start to turn people into zombies to get that wish. While people don't discern between the two until somewhere near the end, they just kill the hell outta the zombies.


That or Zombies from Space

 

[GodofDisaster]

The film will break every single zombie film rule there is.

The guy who wanders off alone into a dark corridor doesn't die.

The asshole, who almost gets his team killed lives through the film.

Any girls who take their tops off, actually prove to be the most effective and end up living through the ordeal rather than being torn to shreds.

The zombies weak points are their shins which is actually called their enchanted shin (There's a cookie waiting for those who get the refrence.)

Ah ha! It's from one of The Simpsons halloween episodes, the Harry Potter one is'nt it? If so hypothetical cookie if you please good sir/madam. =)

Actually you have been ninja'd ages ago, but since you took the time to quote me and give a correct answer.

Here's your cookie.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Zombies are created through a new virus outbreak. However after several years one of the main characters is bitten, and not only are they not infected but the attacking zombie disintegrates.

It is eventually revealed that this is all part of a never-ending cycle where the human body eventually develops antibodies to the virus, followed by a period of peace until the virus mutates again. It started thousands of years ago and is the indirect cause of many of the major conflicts in human history, the true origin concealed by the powers-that-be who long ago accepted it as inevitable, an ancient punishment from God. The new goal for the protagonist, who has just lost their entire family to the latest outbreak, is to find a way to break the cycle.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The film will break every single zombie film rule there is.

The guy who wanders off alone into a dark corridor doesn't die.

The asshole, who almost gets his team killed lives through the film.

Any girls who take their tops off, actually prove to be the most effective and end up living through the ordeal rather than being torn to shreds.

The zombies weak points are their shins which is actually called their enchanted shin (There's a cookie waiting for those who get the refrence.)

how did you know that was the source of my powwaaaarrrr!?

(am i right?)

You've been ninja'd but yes your right.

Spoiler: Since I'm a nice guy

 

[Mikkaddo]

So due to a series of events you have to make a zombie movie or SPENT 100HOURS WITH JUSTIN BEIBER AND HIS FANS (if you like Justin beiber you will get shot in this situation instead) now there is one contition to this zombie movie their as to be something unique about your zombies some examples would be:
1.their heart is their weak point
2.they fart rainbows
3.ALL of them grow beards
4.only English people turn into zombies
5.they have super strength.
6.they were just drunk people

so what will you twist be? Mine all zombie turn into Mimes!

Oh this is easy . . . I was actually helping someone with a paper about something that ended up being very similar a few days ago.

Ok, so the setup is this: Sun Tzu, Machioveli (sp?) and King Tut have a conversation. That was the premise, she was told to come up with a reason why these three would be in once place together and what they would converse about.

Now, we had the idea . . . "zombies" as that makes sense as to how they would all be together in one place. So we started thinking maybe Machioveli and Sun Tzu were in charge of a Zombie Nation (no pun intended to the 3 other people that get that joke) and what they would be concerned about.

We came up with the idea that Machioveli and Tzu were arguing over what better way there is to control things. Tzu wanting to expand (military General, honor based but believing in expasion of state) and Machioveli wanting to focus more on the people (making sure there's a solid and sustained food supply, no uprisings and the like). Now, to fit tut in there, we figured what if Tut was to come into this from the people believing neither one held the fview of the nation itself and wanted to usurp both of them to create a "new kingdom" for the Zombies themselves.

My movie is a political Zombie movie. It's called . . . "King of the Dead" (the 2 people that get THAT joke can laugh now) with Jet Li staring as Sun Tzu, Leeam Neeson (sp?) staring as Machioveli and (why the hell not?) Shia Lebuff for Tut . . . all in zombie makeup arguing about Politics.

Such an honor to get an Oscar, I'd like to thank the academy . . .

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

The zombies only looked like zombies because the protagonist had damaged his vision, he's been killing normal people in horrific ways this whole time.

Edit:
Iv'e basically been semi-ninja'd

 

[Purplefood1]

4.only English people turn into zombies

Seriously?? Thats not fair??
That wouldn't be a problem in ANY OTHER COUNTRY than England.

Im assuming your not being offensive to 2/3 my ancestory on purpose but seriously??

OT: Ermmm the movie skips to 1'000 years later and has zombies watching a TV show called "The day the world was ALIVE"

Personally i'd be annoyed Wales, Scotalnd and Ireland escaped the zombification-ness.

 

[Gammaj4]

To all who say, the survivor is the bad guy:
From what I've heard, that is actually the point of I Am Legend(the book). Namely, that the main character is a legendary evil being, slaughtering hundreds of zombies.
So yeah, that's been done.


My twist would be:
Zombies VS. Mummies:
Whoever Loses, We Win.


Could be worse.

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Me thinks I'll go the route of pure evil, mwahaha

The zombies are actually time-traveling zombies from the future that create a paradox by biting themeslves, thus forcing themselves to develop the time travel technology in the future to go back, instigate continuous loop.

Either that, or these zombies are, quite simply, made from animated skeletons that bite people instead, which, given enough time, turn into said skeletons. You can't kill em, even the bone powder of said skeletons comes after you and freakin chokes you to death. They only way to survive? Not sure yet, but I'm sure it would be something completely silly just to make this no-win scenario kinda, well, winnable. Like maybe these skeletons are scared of cats, or janitors, or brooms...

 

[Macrobstar]

SPOILER! turns out the main character thinks he's seeing zombies but they're actually people, and the only reason they started attacking him is because he killed several pf them and is a wanted crazy criminal

No? ok then it turns out the guy was just so immerssed in his zombie video game he thought it was real :O

thats all I got

 

[Communist partisan]

Zombies are normal people and everybody that gets bitten turn into humans!

 

[MrGalactus]

Mine would end like this:

?No! I must kill the demons? he shouted The radio said ?No, John. You are the demons?
And then John was a zombie

 

[Macrobstar]

Ok no got something, the zombies are just people in costumes hired by a film director to make people panic so that they would be to distracted to see an opposing directors film

 

[LordOrin]

That's easy. I'd make the zombies the good guys.

I actually would watch that movie.

Watch Land of the Dead. They're not exactly the "good guys," but they're painted as sympathetic, and most of the humans are made out as massive pricks, so I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be rooting for them by the end...

...or maybe I'm just a massive prick...

 

[alandavidson]

Been there, done that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-b7VCKZhNY

 

[Zapperdude]

What if there are two groups, those immune and those not. Only thing is that these groups are relatively evenly split, like 3/4 of the population is not immune and 1/4 is. Now the infection is spreading like wildfire among those not immune. But it soon becomes clear that theres something else going on. After being infected you say... become much like a L4D common infected (except more dangerous... lets make them all hunters actually). But after the infected kill someone who is immune the transformation is soon reversed. The infected person returns to normal and is now immune to the infection. They will NEVER become a zombie again, and on top of this, they are fully aware of everything they did and was done to them when they were a zombie, but they were completely out of their own control.

Now don't go putting words in my mouth to make this simpler, i said that the zombie has to KILL to return to normal. I don't want any creative solutions like they only have to drink the blood of someone who is immune, not without making the zombies more of a threat so that curing them is not only difficult, but also requires some sort of sacrifice on the part of those who are immune.

Holy threes with dicks on! You are a genius!

The zombies are fast as Olympic sprinters, have the collective intelligence of all the people they've infected, and are not killed by headshots, they're bodies must be absolutely decimated for them to die...

...but they have one weakness...

... the Vuvuzela

This is also cool

 

[Squilookle]

6.they were just drunk people

That's the best damn zombie related idea I've ever heard!

I dunno though, maybe I'd make them telepathic, and able to mimic the voices of loved ones. Useful for convincing people to open doors, if you see what I mean...