I would ask him how many more hours it would take to get to Vegas. I would also ask him if the bus could go any faster than 45 mph and if he ever considered getting an alignment.
Steal his hat, sell it at a flea market and give the proceeds to an orphanage; all while having him tied up and trapped inside a large sack that I'll carry around for the duration of the day.
Disguised as Santa Claus.
His smile burns into my very soul. I try to plunge the knife into his heart but I find that I can't, because EA is being so horrible lately that killing HIM now would almost seem like wasted effort.
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