You have unlimited money. What car do you buy?

[Atmos Duality]

Water truck.
Carrying water from the fountain of youth.

 

[TimeLord]

Ford Mustang, Rainbow Dash would make it about 20% cooler.

I believe this is what you're looking for?

OT: I would have a 1970s Mini then I could act like this:

 

[BrainWalker]

Tesla Model S. I'm sufficiently satisfied with the size of my penis that I don't feel the need to compensate for it with a powerful supercar, now matter how impressive their engineering is. But you give me a sexy, classy sedan big enough to hold my stuff and my friends, packed with comfort features, and tell me I'll never have to pay for gas again? I'm in heaven.

Also, a garage to put it in. And a nice house to attach it to. Hey, unlimited money, right?

Although, I suppose if I have infinite money, I probably wouldn't be worried about gas. Or even maintenance, which would be my other concern. Maybe instead I should just buy everyone in America a new car and save/ruin the economy.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Spoiler: Here's mine

YES!!!!!!
Sign me up for one of those too please.

 

[ZeZZZZevy]

I'd buy every car.

ALL THE CARS

 

[Rule Britannia]

Although it's been said Batmobile (nice job coming up with that first whoever did)
second choice would definitely be the Aston Martin DB9 beautiful car

 

[The Floating Nose]

Dodge Charger 1974 ! That car is still a fucking beast after 35 years !

 

[magicaxis]

Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe
it has a night sky sewn into the roof

 

[Mikeyfell]

I have infinite money?
Fuck a car. I'd hire the OP of this thread to give me piggyback rides everywhere.

[/evil laugh]

 

[ragecandybar]

I buy the cars of everyone in the world, then I combine them. Your move.

 

[Stako]

I wouldnt get a car, of course. Unlimited money - thats a lot of cash! I would buy a motorcycle. That could fly. And shoot fire. Indeed...

... or a giant GMO chicken... chickens are nice.

 

[Glamorgan]

As much as I hate cars in general...

The Batmobile.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Stanley Steamer 1908

 

[soperg]

Ferrari F430 Spider. And maybe an Enzo for when it rains.

spelt spyder, btw, but totally true, i'd get in on that. but then i'd pimp it out with tech like the crash bubbles from speed racer and portal tech so it could take any fall cause the crash bubble would be around the whole car.

 

[JordanXlord]

Spoiler: Here's mine

YES!!!!!!
Sign me up for one of those too please.

the only problem is that is that it is the size of a Fucking moon...where the hell are you going to park it?.

But i would love it, i would also with it replace the elevator music with Trollolol song

 

[soperg]

A tank, isn't it obvious? No matter what car anyone has I could say "you have a bugati veyron? I got a tank, *****!"

i believe many people have said they would have the batmobile, and i said i'd attach portal technology to my ferrari spyder. that means your tank plummets to the earth at terminal velocity. no. don't reach for your keyboard and start to tell me how your tank is a panzer mark VI special with it's 100 mm of sloped armor that is actually the equivalent of 200mm of armor, this is terminal velocity. and not to mention, i can just put a portal on the effing moon and eject your ass into space, as the 2nd portal game has told us. your move.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Ferrari F430 Spider. And maybe an Enzo for when it rains.

spelt spyder, btw, but totally true, i'd get in on that. but then i'd pimp it out with tech like the crash bubbles from speed racer and portal tech so it could take any fall cause the crash bubble would be around the whole car.

For Ferrari, at least, it is spelled 'spider'.

 

[TheRealCJ]

All of them?

Okay, so I'll probably get a low post content warning for that. So I'd buy one of the new V8 Landcruiser 75s. And then spend the cost of the car (or more) setting it up to my specifications. Air lockers, 6" lift, nice big roobar...

 

[LessThanThreep]

If money was no problem, screw a car; I want to hire a team to build a space ship.